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  1. I got a free pizza tonight. Beyond that, life sucks.
  2. If you play GEOMETRY WARS 2 on xbox, friend me (TheHorrorGuy) so I can see how much my high scores suck compared to yours.
  3. Somewhere the BLOOD & CHOCOLATE movie is sobbing and planning some Tonya Harding style bullshit.
  4. @shawnlevy Don't tweet that! Now everyone's going to think Philadelphia looks like Harvard.
  5. What would happen if Stephenie Meyer and JK Rowling co-authored a book called LET'S FUCK ALREADY!?
  6. I know the difference between a gundark and a mynock but I can't drink iced tea without spilling it on my brand-new netbook. Retard.
  7. Movie geeks should be following @jeeemerson, whom you know from several great articles on @ebertchicago's website.
  8. @jeeemerson Yep. Only we didn't add the tag at the bottom CALLING it satire. ;-)
  9. @stevensantos @jeeemerson Aw, flattering. http://bit.ly/3dPDcC
  10. Is Stephenie Meyer hot? The answer to that question will explain a lot.
  11. The perfect Xbox game would (somehow) combine LEFT 4 DEAD and 1 vs. 100.
  12. @christophernull I can't beat your Geometry Wars 2 high score. I curse you.
  13. @ajbowen You also need to call me back sometime. I miss your bastardy.
  14. To the three colleagues who just blurbed at me via the NINJA ASSASSIN tv spot: You're nuts. Flick's a snoozer.
  15. Why do birds ... sud-den-ly appear ... ev'ry time ... you're near? Maybe you're a fucking witch and those birds can sense it.
  16. "The Cullen vampire clan stand around a lot with glowering skulks. Long pauses interrupt longer ones" I kneel before the lord @ebertchicago.
  17. Yay, Friday conference call went well. It helps when the people you work with are good folks. Now everyone go read @cinematical. ;-)
  18. NEW MOON was written by a Mormon woman and adapted by a Jewish woman. Which one is the leading expert in abstinence? (RT for @Jet_Set) ;0)
  19. RT @devincf: LA people: get AMAZING limited edition posters (like a killer GREMLINS one) tonight. All the info: http://tinyurl.com/yhuthjr
  20. If I married @scottfeinberg I'd change my last name to fweinberg. But I wouldn't because I'm not gay. Oh, and it'd be fucking ILLEGAL! Duh.