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  1. Say what you will about "The Office" and "The Last Mimsy", "Ninja Assassin" is @rainnwilson 's finest work. Wait...there's ANOTHER Rain? 12:09 AM Nov 29th from web
  2. Well, while filling in the trench is easier than digging it out, replacing sod that's 50 years old and 90% weeds is a major pain in the ass. 1:53 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. @johnmoe Buying a school bus, painting it crazy colors, and touring as the Moe Family Band? 1:52 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to johnmoe
  4. @kenjudy You're on his list too? I thought it was just me! 9:13 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to kenjudy
  5. Thanks, SiriusXM Classic Rewind, for reminding us all to Fight The Good Fight. Every minute, every day. Or Triumph will come to your house. 9:07 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. Want to know a great way to get really, really sore? Spend 6 hours digging a 30 foot long, 2 foot deep, 1 foot wide trench. Yay ibuprophen! 6:17 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Nothing wears you out like spending the day watching kids run laps around the gym! 9:03 AM Nov 20th from txt
  8. @timhohl As a Chicken I feel like I should go and be whispered to. But that also makes me feel dirty... 11:41 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to timhohl
  9. @rigbymatt Really? People are surprised / let down by that? Like doesn't have better things to do than tweet "Putin shakes like a dead fish" 10:00 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to rigbymatt
  10. Well, at least I can wash the taste of the Seahawks loss out of my brain with televised darts. Wait...they televise darts? Yes, yes they do. 4:50 PM Nov 15th from web
  11. @heymeredith Yeah, they really put on a clinic, didn't they? 3:51 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to heymeredith
  12. Who is this team, and what have they done with the Seahawks? 3:40 PM Nov 15th from web
  13. Gotta love it when a fight commentator uses the term "bitch slap". Nice work, @joerogandotnet! 10:11 PM Nov 14th from web
  14. Holy cow, ski season totally snuck up on me! Best be getting the kids skis in for some adjustments and whatnot! 10:25 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. @johnmoe Slow-roast barbecue. I'm just sayin'. 4:36 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to johnmoe
  16. @NW_Stout Details, details... 8:06 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to NW_Stout
  17. Nothing like creating a school directory to make you realize your kids' names are easy to spell. Not that I'm complaining, mind you... 3:35 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. @NW_Stout Oh, man, if I'd known I would have had you come by to pick up Maya! For the skating, that is, not the tasting...or the splits... 3:34 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to NW_Stout
  19. Today's good news: looks like we've got a leak between the water meter and the house. Wait...did I say good news? Make that crappy news. 6:05 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. The family is still fighting the killer virus, and I'm still fending it off. At least I'm not burning sick days taking care of them.. 9:45 PM Nov 3rd from web