ScottCavazos
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Today is a celebration of independence. Be independent.
10:07 AM Jul 4th
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Many people have Friday off; may your fourth of July will be full of wieners and champagne!
4:24 AM Jun 30th
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Sandra Bullock has a magical quality that really adds something to a film.
7:26 AM Jun 28th
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The rain has stopped. It should be a great day to go the Gowanus Canal. Find the comedy in your anger.
5:41 AM Jun 27th
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Corey Feldman is on Today talking about the death of Micheal Jackson and he looks fantastic.
4:16 AM Jun 26th
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For one hour do one thing as intently as possible.
2:11 PM Jun 24th
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Close your eyes and focus on breathing for a couple of minutes.
12:29 PM Jun 23rd
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Where's the color for supporters of theocratic oligarchy?
6:26 AM Jun 20th
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Life is like NASCAR; if you're going to keep going in circles, you might as well do it really fast.
6:13 AM Jun 20th
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I had a vision last night. I'm looking for believers to follow me into the desert.
11:42 AM May 24th
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New York is where infants go to keep smelling thier own diapers.
7:18 PM May 15th
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Drinking alone is so lonely.
6:40 PM May 14th
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I could do this all day.
6:39 PM May 14th
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Whoa, it worked!
6:38 PM May 14th
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EXTREME PHONE TWITTER!
6:36 PM May 14th
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I haven't twittered in 11 months. I guess I should start following. In case, I don't know, somebody writes a really amazing sentence.
6:27 PM May 14th
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Cava is so tasty, I named myself after it.
6:11 PM Jun 14th, 2008
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"Did he sodomize you?" - Hannibal Lector
3:45 PM Jun 14th, 2008
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I need to wash the dishes, but fuck it.
7:43 AM Jun 14th, 2008
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Collen and I broke up, but we got back together this morning. It was all her fault.
7:31 AM Jun 14th, 2008
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