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  1. New blog post: Mahna Mahna, Muppet Show 1969 http://www.scottblogs.com/mahna-mahna-muppet-show-1969/
  2. The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!
  3. Winner of survivor is anounced!! Find out who won and vote for who you wanted to win! http://www.scottblogs.com/ #survivor
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  5. New blog post: Who Won Survivor 2009? Natalie... http://www.scottblogs.com/who-won-survivor-2009-natalie/
  6. About 75,600,000 pumpkin pies are baked each winter holiday season in the United States
  7. New blog post: Do Christmas Greetings Offend You? http://www.scottblogs.com/do-christmas-greetings-offend-you/
  8. New blog post: Golden Nintendo Wii http://www.scottblogs.com/golden-nintendo-wii/
  9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  10. Try sitting in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  11. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  12. Stomping on ketchup packets can provide one with hours of fun. Put them under car tires so when they pull away is squirts all over.
  13. When you are handing in a report to your boss be sure to staple pages in the middle of the page.
  14. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  15. Always be sure to specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  16. It's best to leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  17. Whenever you write a cheque, write "For Sexual Favors" in the memo field.
  18. RT @stepforth How to Fix a Google Penalty – Questions & Answers by Ross Dunn|StepForth Web Marketing Inc. http://bit.ly/72xCIz
  19. New blog post: Bob & Doug, 12 Days of Christmas http://www.scottblogs.com/bob-doug-12-days-of-christmas/
  20. RT @stepforth How Google Real-Time Results are Ranked – The First Draft | StepForth Web Marketing Inc. http://bit.ly/6WVSQu