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  2. The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live! 8:00 AM Dec 21st from Twuffer
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  6. About 75,600,000 pumpkin pies are baked each winter holiday season in the United States 11:00 AM Dec 20th from Twuffer
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  9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 10:00 AM Dec 18th from Twuffer
  10. Try sitting in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 10:00 AM Dec 17th from Twuffer
  11. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 10:00 AM Dec 16th from Twuffer
  12. Stomping on ketchup packets can provide one with hours of fun. Put them under car tires so when they pull away is squirts all over. 10:00 AM Dec 15th from Twuffer
  13. When you are handing in a report to your boss be sure to staple pages in the middle of the page. 10:00 AM Dec 14th from Twuffer
  14. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 10:00 AM Dec 13th from Twuffer
  15. Always be sure to specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 10:00 AM Dec 12th from Twuffer
  16. It's best to leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 10:01 AM Dec 11th from Twuffer
  17. Whenever you write a cheque, write "For Sexual Favors" in the memo field. 10:11 AM Dec 10th from web
  18. RT @stepforth How to Fix a Google Penalty – Questions & Answers by Ross Dunn|StepForth Web Marketing Inc. http://bit.ly/72xCIz 10:08 AM Dec 10th from web
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