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  1. Spiders. I accept your place in the ecosystem. But make webs on my patio and YOU GET THE HOSE!about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. everyone kindly GET OFF THE EXPENSIVE ROCKET SHIP. nothing to see here.about 13 hours ago from web
  3. it's going to be a no go for weather. boo.about 13 hours ago from web
  4. "pre-flight inertial alignment unit." Now that's the kind of talk that gets me into bed with you.about 14 hours ago from web
  5. also watching the NASA web feed. dudes/chicks sitting on a big ass rocket. going to blast off soon. A cold beer would make me blast offabout 14 hours ago from web
  6. so it's 80F in the house... and I'm digitally cleaning up the zits of rock gods for a documentary. you zitty fuckers ruin my day.about 14 hours ago from web
  7. so if i type chuck norris, do i get more popular? what the horseshit is going on? OUTERSPACE IS HUGE! ALIEN PROBES! oh my godabout 14 hours ago from web
  8. Duke's. Malibu. Brunch. Champagne. Ocean. Ride the white lightning!!!!!!!!about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. Need a breathalyzer that dicks with iPhone and tweets my BAC every 10mins. Then you'll KNOW IM A DRUNKabout 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. Rolling in a purple samuri Suzuki.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE icy thump. champagne for breakfast. it's sunday for the sake of horseshitabout 19 hours ago from web
  12. so what in the hell was with the end of the knowing? was some crackhead stoned when they approved that horseshit? nick cage is BALDING!9:51 PM Jul 11th from web
  13. Sign of the times: blockbuster's computers down. Had to write it in by hand. No local backup or polling.7:02 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  14. Boy movies rule. Girl movies suck.7:01 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  15. how am i supposed to deal with sunshine if I don't have tequila? and I don't have tequila because I don't have limes. DYING LIME TREE @&#$!5:15 PM Jul 11th from web
  16. depressed. my little lime tree is not doing well. and i have no limes. no limes for my drinks.5:07 PM Jul 11th from web
  17. I'm going to blow up my account3:00 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  18. Skipped work. Went to knott's surf city. Or splash city. Or something. Way more good time than u7:10 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  19. Woke up. Shirked work. Went to pier. Got drunk and lunched. Bought some new flops. Island time bitches!1:37 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  20. Honululu smells dank4:44 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  • Name Aaronio
  • Location 33.869080,-118.387405
  • Bio Just tasting scotch and dancing like I mean it
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