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  1. wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com Has there ever been someone so good at one thing while being SO BAD at everything else?
  2. This lead is precarious. too many long jumpers.
  3. Or "How Justice for Taylor could cause more suffering" #slatepitches
  4. Wonder how Taylor conviction will effect Assad.
  5. The Celtics problem is a surfeit of Urkels #KanyeSportsAnalysis
  6. I wish Greg Popovich was my uncle.
  7. "Jesus passed Hebrew down to Moses...Jesus was a time traveling Warlock." - @MrNateLovitt
  8. Not saying that finding my copy of "He's the DJ I'm the Rapper" was the most important thing to happen to me this year, but its up there.
  9. If the playoffs were Lord of the Rings, the Celtics going to face the Heat would be the last march of the Ents #badatmetaphors
  10. and then immediate turnover
  11. "I don't always make threes and free throws, but when I do, I prefer them to be clutch" - Rondo
  12. Pierce fouls out on an offensive foul; drink everything in the immediate vicinity.
  13. Pass up a layup, pass up a lay up, offensive rebound, tough floater off the glass while getting fouled.
  14. That was just the most Rondo sequence ever.
  15. Every time a Fung Wah bus passes you, take a drink. Every time you pass a broken down fung wah, take two.
  16. Hypothetically speaking, if you were to devise a drinking game for the Boston to Hartford Bus, what would you put in it?
  17. Got to keep Ray off the offensive glass #thingsnohasevergameplannedfor