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  1. Dumpster Baby keep biting Monkey 31 nipples when Monkey 31 hold it. Normal for human baby? Wish Monkey 31 had some he could turn to...
  2. Sorry no updates long time. Monkey 31 find baby in dumpster. Make baby monkey baby. Finally someone to love Monkey 31. But no sleep now.
  3. Sweet bread circles make Monkey 31 sick in stomach. Poop not even fit to throw. Lost den next to car river. Badgers! A Bad day for me.
  4. Find magic green car filled with sweet bread circles - eat so many sweet bread circles Monkey 31 get sick. More humans see me today. Cold.
  5. @kgotsick Sorry your giant poops / take the fun out of being / a new home owner. Check your post on CIN
  6. Make stick nest in house next to car river. Monkey 31 so cold. Want go back to lab cage. Wonder what lady monkey doing. Thinking of me?
  7. Wake up today covered cold white dust. Miss lab cage. Miss lady monkey. Miss pellet buzzer. Why monkey-smell man free me?
  8. Loud boom and monkey-smelling people come shouting. Not-researcher man set me free. No more lab cage. Living in hole next to car river
  9. New lady monkey in next cage. Pretty lady monkey. Will not make big deal about it.
  10. Lady researcher brought us sweet dough discs in a plastic tub. Crouched in my cage and licked sweet dough disc.
  11. The researchers have concluded that electricity burns monkey scrota
  12. Today food was fresh, beets! Also, I am getting used to the genital electrodes. Some days are better than others.
  13. Being injected, again. Soon I will have a powerful monkey erection.
  14. Crouching in the corner, refusing to cooperate.
  15. Today I manipulated a robot arm with my thoughts.
  16. The masacra burns my eyes, but my lashes have never looked better. New newspapers today. Plus! half an apple.
  17. the researchers seem to have left, will the gas come now, it hopes not... it hopes not
  18. Pressing the button, receiving the pellet, hoping not to get shocked.
  19. This is kind of dumb
  20. Mad from tennis