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  1. Broseidon, god of the brocean
  2. This taylor swift song makes more sense if you flip the genders or imagine her character as fat and/or ugly
  3. If there's one highway establishment with a name that inspires confidence, it's "Mexican Food Restaurant" 30 miles outside Laredo
  4. The crossfit games are looking interesting this year. They weren't lying when they said they were going to mix it up
  5. My car has, once again, died. having to walk in a driving city is no fun, let me tell you.
  6. @Mintz crossfit. That is all.
  7. For those of you looking for a song to have stick in your head, I highly recommend Camptown Races
  8. Owed 4.95 in change but the lady gave me a 5. She does not understand the concept of vending machines aka fun dispensers
  9. I'm going to start punching anyone on campus wearing a name tag
  10. It's so crowded here in the summer. Inner city youths who don't want to be here and obese white women here for conferences
  11. Nicknames for my left and right arms? Peanut Butter and Murder
  12. In the gym early today. There's literally no one else here. Thinking of how to take advantage of this situation
  13. Between you and me, confidentially, I think The Offspring make pretty good music
  14. Someday I'd like to live in a burg
  15. They said 22's wouldn't fit but they LYIN
  16. I'm in Matt Sayar's office and I can't make some damn popcorn without this fire alarm going off. What the hell
  17. I think the world would be a better place if I had the power to fire anyone I wanted in the service sector
  18. Playing in a charity golf event. 50 holes. 1 day. 1 mission. 14 clubs. 1 dream. 1 vision. 1 destiny.
  19. @KPaul my favorite commercial of the year
  20. The crisp refreshing taste of Miller Genuine Draft with only 64 calories? Sign me up!