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Schmemmett

1 beanie per party @Coop_EA_Loop about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@BLier24 ALWAYS FORGETS FAT GIRL NAMES about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
iPhone's cracked. Life as I know it is over. instagr.am/p/LWwcYexN7_/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
HoltLax Regional final tonight at 6 pm at Holt HS! Come out and support the boys! #team #50 #rainorshine about 12 hours ago via Facebook Retweeted by Schmemmett and 2 others
“@Coop_EA_Loop: It's definitely Seattle Weather @Schmemmett” fo shizzle my drizzle. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
You're welcome #fatkidprobs instagr.am/p/LV4oUIxN5w/ about 12 hours ago via Instagram
I could really go for some bath salts right now... about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
azizansari I think it's adorable white kids still enter spelling bees. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Schmemmett and 10581 others
NotGaryBusey If it weren't for tits, I wouldn't talk to women at all. 9:02 PM May 31st via Gremln Retweeted by Schmemmett and 55 others
J_DIMPS #EveryNightIThink of all the aches and pains I have...then I say to myself IT COULD BE FREAKIN WORSE! Live Life! twitpic.com/7lqzfj 8:46 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by Schmemmett and 97 others
Daniel from Barley's laughs at his own jokes more than Brooke Boyd. 6:53 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Thanks everyone for your kind words the past few days. You guys rule. 4:06 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Some Nights by FUN #FUCKINGRULES 2:10 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
robdelaney You've earned it, bro. We're in awe of your work ethic. RT @Drake: The first million is the hardest. 8:43 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Schmemmett and 380 others
RyanDeClercq Never again will I doubt the fact that I am made of steel baby! Healthy as a horse #relieved 7:38 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Schmemmett and 1 other
My car not starting was exactly how I wanted my morning to begin. #pimpala 6:14 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
I can't tell you how many times I've been called the white man's Dwayne Wade. 8:42 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
sportsguy33 Just so you know: every Celtics fan wanted LBJ to shoot that off balance jumper instead of talking Rondo to the rim. So thanks LeBron. 8:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Schmemmett and 1018 others
MikeMencini2 @koorticusss hot and dangerous, if you're one of us then roll with us!!!! #dancemoves lol 5:45 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Schmemmett and 1 other
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