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SchmemilyClaire

RT “@sensulatoo: I bet you think this tweet is about you!” about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@K1mb0Slyc3 mhhmmmm I bet you do 9:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPad in reply to K1mb0Slyc3
Kyle_Lippert All you need is love. And money. And compatibility. And attraction. And excitement. And patience. And loyalty. But, yeah, love. 7:06 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 99 others
inmynewskin A nice thing to do after you kill an insect is look for a tiny cell phone by the body & call its family to tell them you're a murderer. 12:01 AM May 31st via Tweetings for iPhone Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 146 others
hipchkk THEY'RE over THERE worrying about THEIR grammar, while YOU'RE right here concerned with YOUR punctuation. YOU'RE welcome TO share this, TOO. 9:34 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 516 others
onemillionfacts Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. 1:43 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 26 others
@K1mb0Slyc3 WAHHHHHH!!!! 9:53 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPad in reply to K1mb0Slyc3
Hi @K1mb0Slyc3. Mom is snoring:( 9:49 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPad
okayjulia ugh just caught my neighbor watching me walk around naked in her bedroom 6:02 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire
sucittaM It'd be rad if you told someone that you want to speak with their supervisor and they left and came back wearing a giant 10-foot visor. 6:17 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 141 others
LMFAO Check out photos from the Denver Show at Red Rocks! Watch real time photos for tonites show in Salt Lake City! SnapStarLive.com 6:39 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 111 others
933concerts MATISYAHU / THE DIRTY HEADS Saturday, September 8th Fillmore Auditorium ow.ly/b3Meu 9:03 AM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 2 others
SheKeepsMeWet i don't want to make it official until i can tell you i don't miss her. That when i see her i don't want to kiss her. 9:13 AM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 1 other
Schmoodles If my expensive education doesn't get me anywhere, I've always got being totally fuckable to fall back on. 8:48 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 78 others
okayjulia hope you guys can all make it to my quince next week 3:19 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire
RT “@TINAcris106: It's sad when your mom tells you that you have no life..... *sigh*” 9:54 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
CoolLikePoison Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. 6:12 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 970 others
KenJennings I bet people who back into parking spaces are into some weird sex stuff. 4:16 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 196 others
JessicaFancy Your eyes are saying yes but this restraining order is saying maybe. 1:46 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by SchmemilyClaire and 45 others
@BiggMikeSmooth HYPOCRITE. 4:26 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to BiggMikeSmooth