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  1. If circus restrooms are like ordering from the menu, the storm sewer is an all-you-can-eat buffet. But the restaurant is still awful. 11:00 AM Jul 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  2. Cops all smell like boomex. Only place in town so far that's smelled that strongly of the stuff. Gotta report back in. 7:38 PM Jul 5th from Seesmic Desktop
  3. So... a nice quiet, private room for questioning. Gee, I wonder what the big mirror is for... 5:46 PM Jul 4th from Seesmic Desktop
  4. Turns out he was the suspicious type. At least I get a call. 11:23 PM Jul 2nd from Seesmic Desktop
  5. Got turned around there for a bit, but I've finally found the dam. Turns out we're all on it, and I'm actually looking for the overlook. 7:30 AM Jul 1st from web
  6. Found an exit. Spilled some... umm... stuff. Yeah, stuff. Oh well. This alley can't get that much stinkier. 3:04 PM Jun 30th from Seesmic Desktop
  7. Now let's see if I can find my way out of the sewage lines before I hit the reclamation plant. 10:34 AM Jun 30th from Seesmic Desktop
  8. Yum! 9:59 PM Apr 25th from web
  9. Whaddaya know, it works! Two squads on strings, coming up! 6:48 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from web
  10. Yee-Hah! 4:18 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from web
  11. I hope that doesn't come out of my pay... On the bright side, I won't need to clean gum out from under the seats anymore. 8:52 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
  12. @DenubisX Me? Worried? (Maybe a little.) 9:11 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to DenubisX
  13. @MikeBrendan I did, but he was kinda grouchy. An' there was no cake! 5:03 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web in reply to MikeBrendan
  14. Oh that's hot. Ow. Hot and sticking. Really sticking... 5:00 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
  15. Ebby suggested I take the shotgun. Nope. This rig in the next tray down is MUCH more interesting. 12:24 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  16. "Besides" means "Instead of." I just put both plasguns in the lock-box. I feel so empty. 11:02 AM Aug 3rd, 2008 from web
  17. No multicannons AND no hull-cutter in the lockbox. Who packs for these trips, anyway? 7:33 AM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
  18. Perimeter duty is BORING. If I had a skull, it would be BORING a hole in it. And that would be more interesting than this. 10:12 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from web
  19. Aww... the catcher exploded, boxes and bodies went flying, and I MISSED IT. 12:49 PM Jun 8th, 2008 from web
  20. Hey, what's the little guy doing catching the boxes? 9:12 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
  • Name Sergeant Schlock
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  • Bio A Carbosilicate Amorph with a taste for Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik
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