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  1. AmishRage was pissed, said Luddite Delight Mini-Golf was supposed to be his inheritance--"and how would that work? You're chattel yourself."
  2. Android explained it was his job to provide cover for Pappy after Pap escaped & made his way to Canada-the mini golf course was compensation
  3. "I've got a deed to a mini-golf course just East of Hershey in my pocket," the robot said, "8 more weeks of this shit and it's all mine."
  4. The impostor admitted right away to being an android in disguise, said to shut up to keep the COs from overhearing, "don't blow up my spot."
  5. The man inhabiting Pappy's cell seemed to AmishRage to be an impostor-- perhaps an androgynous android wearing a merkin for an Amish beard.
  6. Meanwhile on way to gig at Plattsburgh AmishRage convinced others in band Eliot Spitzer For President to stop by Ray Brook jail to see Pappy
  7. The best part of all is that Dooley hasn't been to church since 1993.
  8. "You want to go turn it all over to Sinead O'Connor, you just go ahead!"
  9. Dooley said the Church offers the same unchanging stability today it provided the peasantry throughout the Dark Ages, just without Limbo.
  10. Donna said it goes back to needing to go the Chaz Bono route if Suri has in mind to become a priest when she grows up.
  11. Dooley said from his vantage point this could be a sign that the scales of congregant hotness could be swinging back in Catholicisms favor.
  12. He said reputable sources report Katie Holmes hasn't attended Scientology in months fought with Tom to have Suri put in Catholic preschool
  13. Dooley said Scientology is in upheaval right now- hot people might go elsewhere. He said that Haggis guy left after 35 years, denounced it.
  14. Donna said far as hotness & Catholicism are concerned the Kennedys have either gone haggard been killed off or been virtually excommunicated
  15. Dooley asked "What about the Kennedys? They're hot." Donna said "After John-John went down in the drink in 99 I haven't paid much attention"
  16. Dooley challenged Donna, asked "What does Scientology have that Catholicism doesn't?" "Pssah. . .hot people!" Donna replied.
  17. She said "keep cramming those scrambled eggs and bacon strips in those calzone shells, Irish Boy--was that brought in with the Vikings too?"
  18. Donna said if Dooley stayed pure with his ethnic heritage he'd have a place called "Johnny's House of Boiled Meat and Potatoes," not pizza.
  19. Dooley said "why don't we have some Mexican-Icelandic food with our Mormon-Buddhism." Donna said, "DOOLEY'S PIZZA, you're a fine one to say"
  20. Then Dooley revealed he was opposed to Donna's plan to raise the child as half-Catholic, half-Scientologist. "Like fusion cooking, bad idea"