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  1. Watching The Babysitters Club with Lily. Appalled that I used to love this movie.
  2. @theBitchinWife Loved the butter in the finger shot. We had the same thing with pie yesterday. Nice.
  3. @AlliWorthington I have never. But, I worked retail for a few years and swore I never, ever would. I'm sticking to it.
  4. @phdinparenting I know- every time I see her face, I do a double take. :(
  5. @burghbaby My skinny jeans have been mocking me for a year. Bitches.
  6. @JSBagain Messy, but I'm still glowing with pride. My turkey kicked ass!
  7. @lilmommasmom You were smart. I was holding out hope for a little magic.
  8. And where are my dish fairies? Was so hoping to come down to a clean kitchen.
  9. How is it that I am more exhausted waking up at 8:30 than at 6??
  10. @peachoutofwater I did, but only for 4 hours...
  11. @mamikaze Told ya! How'd the 7 year old do?
  12. @peachoutofwater The turkey? Just roasted with apples, oranges, butter, s&p. It was GOOD. :)
  13. @AMomTwoBoys I want those pjs. Bad.
  14. @mamikaze Ohhhh, the end is really sad. Maybe more so for adults though...
  15. @mamikaze Oh, it's sad. Are your kids watching?
  16. @mamikaze Get the tissues. ASAP.
  17. Oh, Britney, give it a rest tonight!!!! Jeesh.
  18. @ShameleslySassy Totally odd. BTW, your new pic is so pretty.
  19. @fentonslee Maybe so, but I do block them regularly.
  20. @sheaisawesome Oh, yes. People and their Walmart. Duh.