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ScarlettOWhora

  1. is cooking an aubergine curry for my nearest and dearest. And has been asked by a client to go to Hong Kong in January. Oh the excitement!
  2. is going to see Ricky Gervais live tonight, and then spend the weekend in the midlands meeting my girlfriend's family - ahhh!
  3. has been offered a part time job playing with explosives! Whore-cum-rocket scientist? Fuck yes!
  4. no phone. Shit.
  5. has tonsillitis. and wants to know what wanker woke her up by repeatedly ringing her phone !
  6. is really loving working for London Photo Models; no admin work...AMAZING clients and I get to work in the best city in the world.
  7. is moving into her new flat in eleven days
  8. a client has just invited me to Amsterdam to pick out a whore to play with! Oh how I love pretty presents...especially if the gift has boobs
  9. @wakeupharry...the agency I did them for kept them all for me on their site :( they look gorgeous though...if I say so myself...
  10. is ever so slightly in love with Matthew Perry
  11. is having some professional photos taken today. Now I just need to get the "You want to fuck me...for lots of £" look down.
  12. Candy Bar, G-A-Y, Heaven ...anyone? Where are all the hot lesbians? Soho...I hope!
  13. @girlonetrack Atheists! We did it on the buses, now let's do it for schools: support the BHA's campaign! http://bit.ly/H0sVn [Please RT!]
  14. are you aware you could do what you're doing anyway, but for money? hope you enjoy dessert ;) @casuallucy
  15. is proud, and grateful, to have been treated by our national health service. #welovethenhs
  16. Ex actually seems ok with my real job...going to soho tonight to celebrate...with a girl I plan on fucking. Candy bar and Heaven, then pussy
  17. "I'm a whore" Ex: "That's ok. By the way, I still love you" I didn't think *I'd* be the gobsmacked one last night.
  18. eating bacon crisps and realised we are making and consuming meat flavoured potatoes. The world is nuts. It'll be fish flavoured fruit next.
  19. Those of my friends who think my lifestyle is glamorous have obviously never witnessed an anal enema.
  20. is soon off to Nathan and Ellie's so they can squeeze me into my new corset before my client arrives!