ScarletLily
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My daughter is being SUSPICIOUSLY good today. Did one of you tell her about Santa already?
11:11 AM Nov 24th
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Husband, after watching the beginning of Iron Chef: "I wish MY head made sounds effects when I moved it fast! Whoosh! Whoosh!"
6:14 AM Nov 23rd
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Just participated in the Body Poll. It's not too late for you to do the same, I want to see your responses!!
9:27 AM Nov 19th
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Just did an entire load of laundry without detergent. Not as on top of my game as I had hoped.
8:53 AM Nov 19th
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Was just testing out various bronzers in Sephora - currently looking far too "tan" to be in public.
12:08 PM Nov 18th
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Body is currently rejecting that piece of mall pizza with the same intensity it would a bad organ. Damn you, Food Court!
11:14 AM Nov 18th
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Hey baby? In case you're confused, it doesn't count if the only way you'll nap is ON ME.
12:11 PM Nov 17th
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My daughter is breastfeeding with toast crumbs on her face. Sometimes neither one of us can postpone food.
1:10 PM Nov 16th
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Will now torture myself by watching the Sarah Palin interview on Oprah. Totally bullshit that we share a name.
12:31 PM Nov 16th
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Toothache. I really need to start making friends with floss.
6:00 PM Nov 14th
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Oh Rachel Ray... I'm having a hard time enduring this, even if it IS for Lloyd Dobler.
12:28 PM Nov 13th
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First time in heels since I got pregnant a YEAR ago and let me tell ya, that shit is NOT like riding a bicycle! Wobbling all over the place
2:34 PM Nov 9th
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Nothing good on tv. May have to spend the night watching movie previews on On Demand.
2:09 PM Nov 8th
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I'm told there's a water shortage and yet my child's mouth proves otherwise. Let the teething begin!
11:15 AM Nov 8th
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Just ran out of Halloween mini Butterfingers. PLEASE do not underestimate the degree of this tragedy.
10:09 AM Nov 5th
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The bipolar nature of parenthood has revealed itself today. Unlike YESTERDAY she has been a total angel & gave me her very first laugh!
9:58 AM Nov 3rd
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She slept for 4 hrs at a time last night - after 3 months we've managed to get back to where we were the first week she was home. Lovely.
6:27 AM Nov 3rd
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Hmmm... I thought the days where you have the overwhelming urge to sell your child would have started much later than this.
1:49 PM Nov 2nd
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The problem with the dish of Halloween candy is that every meal gets dessert. Even the eggs I just had for breakfast.
6:45 AM Nov 2nd
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Just made a lunch using half a container of ricotta. I'm thinking that makes up for the fact that I haven't eaten Halloween candy yet.
8:58 AM Oct 30th
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