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  1. Walking n2 Porche Panamera Launch. On the lookout 4 boys & Mavs stars. Stay tuned! 5:09 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
  2. Just pried fully wrapped, 1/2 chewed, strawberry Starburst candy from my Shih Tzu's mouth 6:36 AM Oct 30th from web
  3. Another GD dreary day in Big D! Gotta get out of this funk! 6:36 AM Oct 29th from web
  4. Just arrived @ Fair 4 OU-TX gameday! Need beer 2 talk me into a Fletcher Cornie Dog 7:01 AM Oct 17th from Twitterrific
  5. Having a Fletchers cornydog @ TX State Fair w/out a beer 4 1st time, like, evuh! 10:16 AM Oct 15th from Twitterrific
  6. It's Fri & I do believe a new pair of shoes r going 2 make it a purr-fect weekend... 9:38 AM Oct 2nd from web
  7. My lips r on fire from 'Sexy Mother Pucker' lipgloss Steph just gave me 6:03 PM Sep 25th from Twitterrific
  8. Just finished Venus/Serena showdown on the ct. w/ Hogie. Time 4 dip n pool & it's Ice, Ice, Baby! Feelin' Fri good! 10:52 AM Sep 25th from Twitterrific
  9. Me: Do these jeans flatten my ass 2 much! 12 yr old Daughter: Y do u need an ass, Mommy? You're married! 8:29 AM Sep 25th from web
  10. WTF up w/Miley Cyrus noddin' her head like "YEAH" 2 JayZ? http://bit.ly/3sZQn 8:04 AM Sep 25th from web
  11. What is it about me 2day? Am I giving off the impression I give a rat's ass? 11:16 AM Sep 24th from Twitterrific
  12. Just found doggy shit & vomit-a-rama n playrm. Calling Gray Fox 2 get his ass home stat 4 reinforcements! 3:03 PM Sep 23rd from Twitterrific
  13. Spotted: fully intact, pink & white b-day candle n doggie poo n my back yard 5:00 PM Sep 22nd from Twitterrific
  14. making up exercise dance to the new-&-improved "Tardy 4 the Party" fr. Real Housewives of Atlanta. 10:10 AM Sep 22nd from web
  15. Spent 2hrs watching daughter's ballet performance & chugged champagne @ intermission. Last 3 hrs spying on teen spawn's Facebook. 10:42 PM Sep 18th from Twitterrific
  16. New Anna Sui collection @ Target has me tingly all over! 5:39 AM Sep 18th from Twitterrific
  17. Heading 2 Anjelika 2 c 'Sept Issue' w/Hoagie. Nothing like fashionable badass bitches! 8:19 AM Sep 16th from web
  18. @HussyHousewife Love the new booze and pills layout! I'm not passing that stuff out, but I'm more than happy 2 receive... 8:20 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to HussyHousewife
  19. Get your sexy on now bishes! Wanna know what color is a zexy instamatic camera?http://bit.ly/XldJh 9:52 AM Sep 15th from web
  20. Patrick Swayze gone? How many summer nights had I spent watching Dirty Dancing on the Beta Max? Nobody puts Baby in the Corner! 9:42 PM Sep 14th from web