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  1. Apparently 2% of US newlyweds met on eHarmony. That's 2% of Americans I have no interest in ever meeting. about 9 hours ago from txt
  2. @DaveHolmes I'd be more concerned at how few people have the intelligence to recognize a patently obvious joke. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to DaveHolmes
  3. but...but...I've been to Des Moines and the gayest thing there is The Spaghetti Factory. what the hell NY? about 13 hours ago from web
  4. @mitzie24 so sorry. who passed away? about 13 hours ago from web in reply to mitzie24
  5. RT @AndeeD Perez Hilton looks like Chicken Little but with no charm about 17 hours ago from web
  6. Meredith Baxter is a Lesbian. File this under "Duh!" about 20 hours ago from web
  7. Ok had another dream of all my teeth falling out. Tres mal! about 21 hours ago from txt
  8. If I asked you to marry me, would you say yes? 8:25 PM Dec 1st from txt
  9. I'm strolling past @EevinHartsough & @c_Winston apt. If they only knew. 3:11 PM Dec 1st from txt
  10. Did I mention that over the holiday I won all the Texas Hold'em games? I felt very butch and so 2004. 8:12 PM Nov 30th from txt
  11. If my name was Pete and I had three bros named Pete as well, I would brew Sake and call it "4 Petes' Sake" and I wouldn't be ashamed! 6:38 PM Nov 30th from txt
  12. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, love - http://w33.us/492d 4:56 PM Nov 30th from Tweet Cloud
  13. Ok I had a brilliant series of tweets about my train boyfriend and for some reason they didn't post. #Twitterfail 9:13 PM Nov 29th from txt
  14. The guy opposite me on the train doesn't know I'm pretending we're a couple back from visiting family, enjoying a companionable silence. 8:10 PM Nov 29th from txt
  15. Shame. We had a good thing going there for a while. 8:01 PM Nov 29th from txt
  16. Train boyfriend is showing far too much attention to helpless girl. Bitch! I think we're through. 8:01 PM Nov 29th from txt
  17. He's watching top gun, while we comment on the awkward girl in the shiny hat. Maybe we'll have Chinese and go to bed early. #richfantasylife 7:59 PM Nov 29th from txt
  18. I have fat baby hands. Maybe I need hormone injections. 10:40 AM Nov 29th from txt
  19. If anyone knows how to force my wireless internet to assign my work laptop an IPN address so I can use my VPN, let me know. 9:56 AM Nov 29th from txt
  20. Sitting on train waiting to head back to nyc. Shaving awaits. 9:52 AM Nov 29th from txt