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Gonna bum some liquid courage from a friend so that I can actually go through with uh, making myself taller tonight. Be right back.about 8 hours agofrom web
All of the Taurus females I know are already in relationships and all of the Virgo females "aren't interested in dating." #bawwwwwwwwabout 8 hours agofrom web
Not that I put much stock in these to begin with, but this is bullshit. Apparently I only attract the BITCHES AND WHORES type.about 8 hours agofrom web
Taking a break from homework by reading some shit about astrological compatibility...Yep...about 8 hours agofrom web