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Uncle:"I used to party so hard I would pass out on the way home" me:"how would you wake up?" Uncle:"cop knocking on my window"haha okay good5:49 AM Jun 1stvia Twitter for iPhone
THEGurlayi wish i were a mermaid. & never had to see any of you mothaa fukkas. haha jk. love everyone. but still wish i was a mermaid11:50 AM May 29thvia webRetweeted by SatoriJDalton
mom:"there is really good salad in the fridge".....okay thanks? haha12:19 PM May 29thvia web