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@jmarie1074 Dude, (I love when I get to say this.) some people are SO weird. 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to jmarie1074
@ekpneo Yay! 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to ekpneo
@GrabMoL I LIE. My new favourite is 'how do koalas get chlamydia' 3 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to GrabMoL
@GrabMoL My favourite one so far is 'I really....hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.' 5 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to GrabMoL
@ekpneo No! I don't! I don't know what I meant at all. Shun me =( 5 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to ekpneo
@YA_RLY OH WAIT GOD NOT LIKE THAT. 13 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to YA_RLY
@YA_RLY Oh god, oh god I say. 13 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to YA_RLY
@ekpneo EXPECTANT WAITING. CHRISTMAS BABIES. 14 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to ekpneo
If you only ever click on one thing I post here, click on THIS. http://autocompleteme.com/ 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck
@YA_RLY Oh man, I really hoped nobody'd notice. 16 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to YA_RLY
@aaron_j_kelly Ohhh. Forgiven. 17 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to aaron_j_kelly
@EternalCow It's the countdown to Christmas from the first of December? Or something more religious I missed because of the chocolate? 17 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to EternalCow
@aaron_j_kelly Dude, you're totally looking at your calendar wrong. That was LAST night. I wondered where you were. 20 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to aaron_j_kelly
I must stop shouting. Etiquette. 20 minutes ago from TweetDeck
@ekpneo PROVE YOUR FACE. 21 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to ekpneo
@YA_RLY YOU ARE LOVE. 21 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to YA_RLY
@iyatoni It's never too late for chocolate! Or too early or too at a funeral, what are you doing? It's not like he's gonna eat it. Jesus. 21 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to iyatoni
@ekpneo It's not, you're WRONG. 22 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to ekpneo
@juneninth I think he's sad because people are starting to get really wary about fat blokes what come in your house when you're sleeping. 22 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to juneninth
@aaron_j_kelly I shall buy such things tomorrow and be CHRISTMAS ACCURATE. 23 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to aaron_j_kelly

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Name Tara Sathyai
Location Harrow, London. Innit.
Bio I believe in Santa Claus.

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