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  1. @holz_bitchweed nice artistic rendering!
  2. This Monday Steel Panther will be at the Roxy for one night. The following Monday we start House of Blues every Monday. Spread the word!
  3. Fucking with a rubber is like jogging with UGG boots on.
  4. @Stixzadinia you definitely know how to act like a turkey. Make sure nobody tries to cut your head off!
  5. Today I'm eating the stuffing instead of putting it in my spandex. Happy Turkey Day! Go buy " Feel the Meal" by Steel Turkey.
  6. Do not stuff your pants with a dirty sock. I got athletes foot on my balls from that.
  7. Eskimo pussy is always 69 degrees with 100% humidity.
  8. @ChrisMaxVegas hey- is that the real Tom Selleck?
  9. @Stixzadinia Who are you and how did you get the password to Stix' Twitter account?
  10. I love pussy. Just love it. Thanks girls with vaginas. Take care of those things just in case I run into you later.
  11. @ChristyNicole7 I will make sure I put my dental dam in- just to be safe.
  12. @traybishop Green Valley tonight. Midnight. Clothing is optional for you.
  13. @Injunnumber9 that's a band, right? I think they opened up for us last week.
  14. @Injunnumber9 Britney is only entertaining when she's fucked up. Like David Lee Roth. Or..... Steel Panther!
  15. @ChrisMaxVegas I think I picked up an English accent friday night.
  16. @traybishop in order to cut hotel costs- I'm crashing in your bed this weekend.
  17. @eyesofapanther a tongue like a cow is something to be proud of. Embrace it!
  18. @Paulwarden not sure. We're gonna have to play when they decide to put us in the rock and roll hall of fame. It won't be long.
  19. @eyesofapanther I think the name fits. It's grrrrrrrreat!
  20. Staying young is easy! eat right (Dominoes delivers!), exercise ( stay on top during intercourse), and cut some HGH into your cocaine.