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  1. Took the AC's out of the windows prematurely. Warm in the apartment tonight. Just hoping for Autumn I guess...
  2. Absolutely anything tastes good with cheese and sour cream.
  3. Small British children freak me out
  4. totally bummed about Jon & Kate getting divorced. and to say it has nothing to do with the tv show is bullocks...
  5. they had my housekeys on them! who takes a keychain and doesn't turn it into lost and found!?!? Karma will get you, key-snatcher!
  6. so irritated - I left my keychain in the women's bathroom at work and someone swiped them!
  7. what are all these sticky notes?
  8. who likes socks and free shit? http://bit.ly/hhgj8
  9. it's been a while yet here I am whoring myself out again
  10. sup peeps!
  11. I am twitteribg #mashablenextup
  12. @zipbagofbones Thank you. I'm so traumatized that I'll take all the support I can get.
  13. I've sunken to new lows
  14. Yesterday I blogged about my mom's sex life... http://bit.ly/pzNOA
  15. @ladawn AHAHAHAHA... Good call!
  16. @zipbagofbones Good luck!
  17. If I eat an entire half-jar of salsa, is it still healthy?
  18. Why is that always the case when it's your last day at work before vacation?
  19. Slowest. Day. Ever.
  20. @MeanBot I don't get it....