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  1. I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Now to get dressed and quick-fast clean house. 7:41 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  3. The mister just skewered my plans for a lazy Sunday morning by announcing that his mom is on her way. I guess I should be glad she called. 7:40 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  4. @zarah um, not a runner so much as a trot, walk, and wheeze. Especially when it's cold. But I try. 2:15 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific in reply to zarah
  5. @zarah I love my running tights. They're lightly lined and perfectly warm. Brand: pearl izumi (actually a biking gear brand). 1:43 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific in reply to zarah
  6. @YarnHarlot bones! 1:42 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific in reply to YarnHarlot
  7. Over-caffeinated. Hello, jitters!! 1:42 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
  8. Driving on ice/snow 101: do NOT hit the brakes or aggressively accelerate while turning. These actions cause spin-outs. 11:37 AM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
  9. When I hear a thick, hammy southern accent, I deduct 10 IQ points. I know this is wrong, but I can't help it. 5:45 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific
  10. Dear work: I know most normal workers leave at 5. We 2nd class citizens are here later and would prefer you left the heat on. Thank you. 3:30 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific
  11. How is it possible for my tights to both fall down and cut off circulation at the same time? 5:06 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  12. @picklesdimes atta girl. 8:29 AM Dec 7th from Twitterrific in reply to picklesdimes
  13. Babysitting. Was nervous-kid's father was all "call me when the screaming starts." We played for 2 hrs, kid passed out cold. Anti-climactic. 7:51 PM Dec 5th from web
  14. I did enjoy the Twilight saga. I look at it like chocolate cake: in no way good for me, but, oh, so decadent. Thoroughly enjoyable. 5:42 PM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  15. Confession: I read the Twilight books. All of them. In two weeks. I feel so ashamed. 7:52 PM Dec 2nd from web
  16. @picklesdimes Hahahaha! Oops i mean yuck. 10:36 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to picklesdimes
  17. Man, I want some cake. 8:51 AM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Note: if your brother has nicknamed a particular meal "The Colon-Blow" you should AVOID it at all costs. 7:36 PM Dec 1st from web
  19. @moldog99 remnants from past jobs, no doubt. I hope this one is less ominous than those other ones. 1:02 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific in reply to moldog99
  20. Found out I have to work until 9 on new years eve. Who the hell would call for research help at 9 on new years eve? Oh, yeah. Lawyers would. 6:19 PM Nov 30th from Twitterrific