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SarrahPalinU5A

  1. Who the hell put "Don't Stop Believin'" on the jukebo........................................................ 7:34 AM Apr 1st, 2011 via web
  2. Sometimes I worry that I might be a bad person. 6:37 AM Mar 31st, 2011 via web
  3. Oh, I see my friend @DrBobParsons posted a vacation video. Let's see what he got up t.... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! 2:51 PM Mar 30th, 2011 via web
  4. I must have dozed off. Geez, what's with all these scratch marks on my back? 2:50 PM Mar 30th, 2011 via web
  5. Awww! Todd brought me pudding. Tastes kinda chalky, but I don't wanna hurt his feelings, so I'll eat it anyway. 9:15 AM Mar 30th, 2011 via web
  6. P.R. guy wants me to go back on my meds, but if I do, I won't want to kill animals for fun. And RIGHT before the big baby seal massacre! 9:06 AM Mar 30th, 2011 via web
  7. Did you know they already have a cure for cancer? But Hollywood is paying to keep it secret, because movies about cancer make big money. 8:58 AM Mar 30th, 2011 via web
  8. I suspect Obama had my dentist put a tracking device in my fillings. I'll show him he can't mess with me. Looking for my pliers. 12:51 PM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  9. The liberal media is tapping my phone. It's not safe for us to talk here. 12:20 PM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  10. Why does everyone keep staring at my tin foil hat? 12:09 PM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  11. George Lopez is Latino. No joke. 12:03 PM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  12. Kirstie Alley is fat. No joke. 11:58 AM Mar 29th, 2011 via web
  13. Tea Partiers, don't give up the fight until we have full government run health care for everyone! We can win this! 7:32 AM Mar 28th, 2011 via web
  14. Goodbye, Geraldine Ferraro. We may not have agreed on everything, but we both agreed vaginas are more important than dark skin. 6:46 AM Mar 28th, 2011 via web
  15. I'm through whining about the liberal media. Seriously you guys, stop calling me names. Cut it out. It's so mean. I hate you. Stop it. 7:36 AM Mar 24th, 2011 via web
  16. So sad to hear that Rip Taylor died. Also, I never knew his middle name was "Elizabeth". 7:19 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via web
  17. Thank you N.O.W. for calling out Bill Maher for using that female vulgarism. He's a real dick? What a cock hole. 6:36 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via web
  18. Does anyone know the plural of anus? Is it anuses, or ani, or is it like how the plural of fish is also fish? My hotel bed smells of anus. 6:27 AM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web
  19. Fuck u & yer mama! RT:@michaelianblack I really think, working together, @barackobama and @sarahpalinUSA will get the job done. #tacoparty 2:38 PM Mar 21st, 2011 via web in reply to michaelianblack
  • Name Sarrah Palin
  • Location The White House, come 2012!!
  • Bio Spin it, 'til you win it! 2012! I'm a fierce grizzly baby mama! Grrr, wink!
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