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...realize that you're trying to text into your HP 12C calculator. Nerd! And sh*t I'm late too....
| sarma You know you're a nerd when... U go rushing out door, ipod in one hand "phone" in other. Then u go to start texting halfway down stairs ... ... |
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| sarma Glen Eden Quay on itunes, all the lovelies producing that pretty music are from pure food and wine. Download it!! Do it. Now. :-) |
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| sarma Tragedy = spilling your just made greenshake all over the counter. :-( |
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| sarma Peeling false eyelashes off feels really weird. |
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| sarma Good lord, on 55th and 5th and the whole neighborhood reeks of cologne and perfume. MJ, gucci, one after the other. Eiw |
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| sarma Went over a bump while sipping my greens n apple juice n spilled it down into what would be my cleavage if had big boobs. |
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| sarma Feels like I'm on the bus from the movie Speed. |
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| sarma Day 8 on all juice. On a bus somewhere in PA, everyone is eating fries n onion rings from Arby's. Can't wait to be home. :-) |
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| sarma Didn't go to bed last night...on a bus now driving through sunny cornfields. V diff from dark 5am NYC and creepy Port Authority. |
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| sarma Having one of our new fresh lychee cocktails. Soooooo good. |
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| sarma Bought flowers too and now just bumped into my two beautiful chefs. Way better now for sure. |
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| sarma Eating cherries in the gmkt. Life just got better. |
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| sarma Love when u try to do the eco-proper thing by selecting the ink-saving "quickprint" option, only to get burned by a fierce paperjam. |
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| sarma I just sneezed in my cat's face. Sorry kitty!! |
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| sarma Car alarms should be illegal. It kills the romance of the thunderstorm when they get tripped by it. |
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| sarma My cat is chasing after imaginary prey. Feline dementia setting in from a life spent confined in a city apartment? |
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| sarma Eating saurkraut. |
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| sarma Eiw. Bloated little chia seeds stuck in my kitchen scrubby sponge look like dead bugs. |
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| sarma @dhrumil: likewise |
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