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  1. One word, "tentacles" #whywomencheat about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Mothers don't let your sons grow up to be Sarlacci. 11:48 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  3. @Leia_Organa DO NOT WANT!!! 7:35 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to Leia_Organa
  4. This painting of sand people is amazing, no matter where you stand in the room they're always standing single file to hide their numbers! 5:54 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  5. WILL THE REAL SLIM SANDPERSON PLEASE STAND UP!? They're standing single file... I think we're going to have a problem here. 5:52 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  6. @BobaTheFett Jesus Christ put tweetie in your dock 7:05 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to BobaTheFett
  7. @CreoleInDC that's hot. 1:36 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  8. @CreoleInDC if I'm the one harassing you how come you insist on having the last word? 1:34 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  9. @ZombieAmber PSYCE! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM* 10:27 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to ZombieAmber
  10. @CreoleInDC Peace. 10:27 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  11. @CreoleInDC also, is that a pearl necklace in your profile pic? 8:13 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  12. @CreoleInDC well anyway, if knife play is what you're into, I'm game. 8:13 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  13. @CreoleInDC Cute. I ate this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rancor Whole. Alive. 7:56 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  14. @CreoleInDC that's sheep testicles right? 7:51 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  15. @chandra12 if you like it then you shoulda put a fav on it. 7:45 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to chandra12
  16. @CreoleInDC you know my tentacles grow back and I ate a rancor once right? 7:44 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to CreoleInDC
  17. @GlobalScranton excellent. 7:19 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to GlobalScranton
  18. @ZombieAmber also, would you like a tentacular massage? 7:14 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to ZombieAmber
  19. @ZombieAmber if you like itthen you shoulda put a star on it. 7:13 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to ZombieAmber
  20. @GlobalScranton If you like it then you shoulda put a star on it. 7:11 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to GlobalScranton