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  1. No man can eat 50 eggs, but I can eat almost 34 before spewing them all over the Waffle House. They didn't even make me pay for them!
  2. @westwardho SMACK.
  3. Today's fun task is to figure out how to rephrase things that weren't understood the first two times.
  4. NPR: "Nick's iPod runs to more Baby Boomer taste: The Beatles, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin" #oneofthesethings
  5. @Alanab She did offer a whole package of crazy in her comments.
  6. @noddfa_tampabay Will do!
  7. The funerals I'm involved with seem always to be in winter.
  8. Author Candace Sams flips over a bad review and calls in the FBI of the Internets: http://is.gd/5qhsi
  9. Snuggie, meet the Bundler: http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1549913.html
  10. @elfgirl That's the author who was holding up Harriet Klausner as a model reviewer!
  11. @SarahLena Ditto what @TheBookMamma said. That's a cakewreck and a half.
  12. I don't need caffeine. I can quit whenever I want.
  13. @eaton I think about the same time mine did, and over the same issue.
  14. In newspeak, "diet plan" is now "smallerizing noms". Please adjust your language accordingly.
  15. Wait, Harriet Klausner is the reviewer to be emulated? http://is.gd/5oL3u
  16. @zarawesome I wouldn't classify this as a troll per se, since she says she wasn't really doing it for the lulz.
  17. In response to @loresjoberg's tweet about "I Heart Wickham" tubetops, @danshiovitz has now suggested "Team Darcy" shirts.
  18. If you're going to be mad at a female blogger for pretending to be a man, be mad because "he" was sexist: http://is.gd/5oHx9
  19. @gfmorris Preach on!
  20. @SusietheGeek I don't have many psych terms other than object permanence and pica.