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Sarcomical
"Slapsgiving II: The Revenge of the Slap" ...OH. YES.9:25 PM Nov 23rdfrom txt
no, i LOVE tottering about on my left heel. I LOVE IT. it gives my right foot more to do. and let's face it, the right one's been a slacker.11:37 AM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
i think i have a pulled tendon on top of my foot. very much ouch. i can see a white spot under my skin. um...yeah...what do i do for that?11:27 AM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
stuck in the Etsy browsing black hole. if i never emerge, it was nice knowing you all.9:18 PM Nov 21stfrom txt
hello, i am one hundred forty-three years old, and i love watching Masterpiece Mystery. no, listen. i'm not kidding. help me.6:03 PM Nov 21stfrom txt
i find the best time to hurt oneself with a chizillion lunges & squats is during the Office/30 Rock hour. do with that nugget what you will.6:33 PM Nov 19thfrom txt
oh hot damn. Chuck shall return! long live the geek spy, baby.6:15 PM Nov 19thfrom txt
word. RT @NoReservations: If you have a special someone you are trying to seduce this thanksgiving, stick with a classic: alcohol10:14 AM Nov 19thfrom TweetDeck