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  1. "Slapsgiving II: The Revenge of the Slap" ...OH. YES. 9:25 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  2. http://twitpic.com/qolmf - ...and this one! i swear to god he was trying to kill me. 2:50 PM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  3. http://twitpic.com/qoiaq - Mr S sent me this pic from Maui last week. still working through the bitterness. 2:25 PM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  4. @sweetney i remember moments like that. them sending something is not a contract to post. you still get editorial discretion. 2:16 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to sweetney
  5. our dogs want to ATTACK AND DESTROY the Ice Mountain delivery guy. 1:37 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. @BaltimoreGal oh no. now you made me scared of my foot. usually i'm just scared of other people's feet. 1:27 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to BaltimoreGal
  7. @whoorl A NEW WHOORLITO PETITO! aw. congrats. 12:47 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to whoorl
  8. @BaltimoreGal [shrinking] nope. i don't typically think to go to the doctor unless there is some sort of open wound situation. 12:46 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to BaltimoreGal
  9. @BaltimoreGal thank you *ouch! eesh!* for your sympathy. i'm at a loss. it's been 4 days. 11:50 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to BaltimoreGal
  10. no, i LOVE tottering about on my left heel. I LOVE IT. it gives my right foot more to do. and let's face it, the right one's been a slacker. 11:37 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  11. i think i have a pulled tendon on top of my foot. very much ouch. i can see a white spot under my skin. um...yeah...what do i do for that? 11:27 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. stuck in the Etsy browsing black hole. if i never emerge, it was nice knowing you all. 9:18 PM Nov 21st from txt
  13. hello, i am one hundred forty-three years old, and i love watching Masterpiece Mystery. no, listen. i'm not kidding. help me. 6:03 PM Nov 21st from txt
  14. http://twitpic.com/qf9d3 - yes. please. 3:06 PM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  15. i find the best time to hurt oneself with a chizillion lunges & squats is during the Office/30 Rock hour. do with that nugget what you will. 6:33 PM Nov 19th from txt
  16. oh hot damn. Chuck shall return! long live the geek spy, baby. 6:15 PM Nov 19th from txt
  17. hiccups. blargh. 10:49 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  18. word. RT @NoReservations: If you have a special someone you are trying to seduce this thanksgiving, stick with a classic: alcohol 10:14 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  19. @TheresYrKarma i haven't been to Chatterbox in so long! i love that place. and i've never played the jukebox there. hmm...must go back. ;) 8:15 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to TheresYrKarma
  20. the squeezable honey bear is empty. i just had spirited words with him. 7:31 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  • Name Melissa
  • Location on the cusp of contentment
  • Web http://www.sarcom...
  • Bio word guzzler :: photographer :: indie listener :: idealist :: coffee grinder :: yoga revisitor :: perpetual insomniac :: wisecracker :: serenity seeker
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