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SARCAZM_

  1. No sleeeeeep... Fml
  2. @BlOnDeB0MbSheL yea yea excuses excuses...u had a date wit pillow & mattress smh
  3. @BlOnDeB0MbSheL i knew u werent goin outt
  4. Love, it’s guarantee sometimes it’s a warning...So I wake up and try to make a million every morning... #fb
  5. Amazing how the one person u look to make ur day better or encourage you, can be the same one who makes it worse... #fb
  6. If you cant see or respect what im tryna do, step aside
  7. I work 7 days wake up at 7 git home at 10pm pass out an do it again...i run my OWN business pay my bills and handle my employees..
  8. Dont criticize me if u dont understand me...
  9. I realized if im ever gonna git a wifey she HASSS to know the words to red hot chili peppers " under the bridge" or shes fired... #fb
  10. Every time I go to Home Depot and Office Depot I'm like a kid in a candy store... Smh
  11. @xxxMzArmada haa haaa now u haaaave to stay intouch
  12. @xxxMzArmada cuz im thee best duhh
  13. @xxxMzArmada What uppp?!
  14. likes Somebody That I Used to Know (feat. Kimbra) by Gotye on Ping itun.es/is73Dm #iTunes
  15. “@myfabolouslife: I'm old school I guess.. I'm just not wit PUBLIC shit talkin followed by PRIVATE apologies...” #fb
  16. “@ALLSTEEZY: How everybody think they a sneaker head now bcuz they buying all the new releases?... 😳” #fb
  17. “@hughdefner: @SARCAZM_ gold magnums & money. Jesus! One of the best songs on the tape.”<<precite that homie!!
  18. @FrankyDiamonds hit me up i got business for you $$
  19. I didnt realize how many lambos get stolen in miami!!! #fb
  20. Kobe my nigga i hate it had to be himm.... #fb