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  1. It’s not a lie if you don’t know what the real truth is. #multiplesarcasms 7:26 AM Jan 6th from web
  2. I’ve never been so sure as I am right now. But I’ve always been wrong before. #multiplesarcasms 9:26 AM Jan 5th from web
  3. A wise man once said "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."  #multiplesarcasms 4:40 PM Jan 4th from mobile web
  4. Sarcasm is chicken soup for the lost soul.  #multiplesarcasms 9:42 AM Jan 4th from mobile web
  5. To make a long story short, just stop before you start telling it. #multiplesarcasms 7:45 AM Jan 4th from web
  6. Life has a sense of humor. Unfortunately, it’s an insult comic. #multiplesarcasms 2:01 PM Jan 3rd from web
  7. People who don’t get it will never even get that they don’t get it. #multiplesarcasms 11:07 AM Jan 2nd from web
  8. First thing to look forward to in the new year - about 3 more weeks of dating things with an "09" before I get used to "10". 1:42 PM Jan 1st from web
  9. Forever isn't as long as it used to be. #multiplesarcasms 8:12 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  10. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde #multiplesarcasms 3:29 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  11. Starting over is only worth it when you’re losing. #multiplesarcasms 9:21 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  12. Sometimes it takes being totally drunk to see things clearly. 8:47 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  13. Insensitivity must be hard wired into the Y chromosome. #multiplesarcasms 8:47 AM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  14. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." – Mark Twain 2:23 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  15. When they tell you not to worry, worry twice as much. #multiplesarcasms 9:42 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  16. When did I become the villain in my own autobiography? #multiplesarcasms 4:11 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from web
  17. "It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black." – Paul Newman #multiplesarcasms 3:19 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  18. What do you do when your kid grows up faster than you do? 9:14 AM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  19. Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Happy Hour. Whatever you're celebrating today, enjoy. 8:48 AM Dec 25th, 2009 from web
  20. The last thing I needed hanging over my head right now was a hangover. 7:51 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web