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  1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. about 1 hour ago via Botize
  2. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. about 4 hours ago via Botize
  3. “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!” about 8 hours ago via Botize
  4. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. about 11 hours ago via Botize
  5. I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you. about 15 hours ago via Botize
  6. A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. about 18 hours ago via Botize
  7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 1:07 AM Jun 3rd via Botize
  8. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and n 9:50 PM Jun 2nd via Botize
  9. I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you. 6:25 PM Jun 2nd via Botize
  10. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. 2:55 PM Jun 2nd via Botize
  11. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. 11:21 AM Jun 2nd via Botize
  12. He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. 4:31 AM Jun 2nd via Botize
  13. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 1:05 AM Jun 2nd via Botize
  14. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. 9:35 PM Jun 1st via Botize
  15. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. 6:15 PM Jun 1st via Botize
  16. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. 2:51 PM Jun 1st via Botize
  17. I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you. 11:25 AM Jun 1st via Botize
  18. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 7:46 AM Jun 1st via Botize
  19. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. 4:27 AM Jun 1st via Botize
  20. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world. 1:01 AM Jun 1st via Botize