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Sarcasmics

  1. gabriellehoney's photo instagr.am/p/IGDzEND6cN/ via @instagram 6:12 PM Mar 12th via Tweet Button
  2. I bought a CD, not a licensing agreement post.ly/3jTt 5:32 AM Nov 10th, 2011 via Tweet Button
  3. @AndrewBreitbart @theamazingatheist More like coordinated "H8" from the truth. 5:26 PM Oct 19th, 2011 via web in reply to AndrewBreitbart
  4. Listen to the jams y'all heard? reverbnation.com/thesarcasmics 11:25 AM Sep 6th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Keep it movin' 9:41 AM Aug 5th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days = How to laugh your ass off at McConaughey's bad acting. 10:50 AM Aug 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Manwich for dinner anyone? 3:54 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Dammit Amy, I actually LIKED your music too! R.I.P 10:28 AM Jul 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Gotta have my bowl, it's Friday! 7:48 AM Jul 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Gettin my vitamin R for the day. 11:37 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Jiffy Lube was created to make life fucking miserable. 1:33 PM Jul 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Sup twitter? Mondays still suck? Yup. 11:13 AM Jul 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "Cause its the annual chili cookoff dammit!" 2:51 PM Jul 17th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. reverbnation.com/thesarcasmics The sex. 7:37 AM Jul 15th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. "Uhm is not an answer"! 2:08 PM Jul 14th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I can't tell if this is my 3rd or 12th cup of coffee. Mind you, that's probably a very bad thing. 11:15 AM Jul 14th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @amazingatheist are you going to sing to us now? My bed time is in like half an hour!!11!1!! 2:58 PM Jul 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amazingatheist
  18. @CeeLoGreen which ironically is somehow a great thing to say on Twitter. 2:56 PM Jul 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CeeLoGreen
  19. “@Ludacris: What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” 10:45 AM Jul 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone