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  1. Still trying to get my $200 back from Stubhub after the @mshowalter and @michaelianblack show was canceled here in Chicago. Broke = sad.about 18 hours ago from web
  2. I will never buy concert tickets for other people ever again.5:50 PM Jul 9th from web
  3. Your facebook picture is not sexy11:48 AM Jul 9th from web
  4. Really Hardees? http://bit.ly/SxXl22:44 PM Jun 30th from web
  5. @ElvisLives whhaaa?2:29 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to ElvisLives
  6. RIP Vibe Magazine2:29 PM Jun 30th from web
  7. How is nothing good going on in Nashville this weekend? I need stuff to do.8:19 AM Jun 26th from web
  8. @BBBaumgartner I'm guessing @EugeneMirman is totally with you. You guys should chat.8:18 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to BBBaumgartner
  9. Farrah AND Michael? What the hell is going on?3:25 PM Jun 25th from web
  10. Ernest goes to Camp...Again #unnecessarysequels2:31 PM Jun 24th from web
  11. And...it's back to boiling2:30 PM Jun 24th from web
  12. Listening to the sounds of thunder and watching the clouds get darker. Please, please let our electric fail!12:05 PM Jun 24th from web
  13. @mommywantsvodka you are seriously taking Alli? You know better than that!12:02 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to mommywantsvodka
  14. New shoes mean new blisters! Yay!11:06 AM Jun 23rd from web
  15. Incredibly frustrated with the male of our species. Since when is it so hard to just not be a dick?10:08 AM Jun 22nd from web
  16. @drewtoothpaste did you fall asleep when you were ordering?4:18 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to drewtoothpaste
  17. I will try not to dry hump @michaelianblack at the Lakeshore Theater tonight, but I make no guarantees.4:04 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. Terrifying photos from Iran election protests http://www.flickr.com/photo... #iranelection11:13 AM Jun 16th from web
  19. Great post. Simple, but moving http://bit.ly/9AsOs #iranelection10:14 AM Jun 16th from web
  20. Help Iran by changing your twitter settings http://bit.ly/raxNI #iranelection8:30 AM Jun 16th from web
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