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  1. #Shotgun_Free FTW: 571 shots, 0.198 fastest fire, 2.848 fastest five, 13 in fifteen seconds. http://bit.ly/1FNhKK
  2. Just took "What Should You Name Your First Born Child?" and got: Wilbur or Olivia! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/fWstI
  3. Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
  4. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
  5. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
  6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  7. I just took "Which Spongebob character are you? " and got: Mr. Krabs! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/jc2dg
  8. I just took "Wich Spongebob Squarepants character are you? " and got: Mr Krabs! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/jc2dg
  9. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  10. Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
  11. I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.
  12. @abilena The name of the mission when Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon.
  13. If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two.
  14. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  15. I don't know what your problem is, But I bet it is extremely hard to pronounce.
  16. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  17. Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question AND THE ANSWER IS YES!
  18. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
  19. Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!