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  1. What fragile things men are.
  2. RT @obxlaw: What has this country come to when a man can't wreck his SUV outside his house in the middle of the night?
  3. I'm keeping my Tom Tom. My husband new nav app voice at first seems normal, but breaks into FranDrescherese.
  4. @vermontaigne A Kraftwerk Holiday recipe! Sprinkle with IED's and serve.
  5. @vermontaigne Or a really delicious cookie.
  6. Bert Lance? There was a Farrah Fawcett MAJORS poster joke.
  7. What did I ever see in Steve Martin monologues from the third season of SNL?
  8. @duchess_rebecca Exit from stomach ramp in 400 yds. Turn around when possible.
  9. @allahpundit @shellyroche http://tiny.cc/ZngVc
  10. @dahlhalla Tumblr blogs full of red shoes.
  11. @jaketapper A heat can be dead the way a reckoning can.
  12. Think I'm going to watch some old SNL. Maybe that Terri Garr one with the b 52's
  13. @stoo11 @vermontaigne I wish they'd be spies. Instead, they're just cons.
  14. Obama was in enemy camp? Obama views the military as his enemy? I can believe it.
  15. RT @vermontaigne Police: Confused men try to rob Md. funeral home - Yahoo! News http://bit.ly/87NNHi | Nobody move!!! || lol
  16. Well, partially in red @maybeetweet. I guess that's all the letters you get.
  17. @IMREALLYSICKOFAWARENESSTOTALLYINRED
  18. @EdMorrissey You should get a little minaret hat with a lightning rod on it.
  19. @tweachisown @somegit It's too fun.
  20. Diamonds are forever #thescienceissettled