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@JimIrsay mayweather 8th 5:04 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to JimIrsay
@OTOOLEFAN MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 12:41 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to OTOOLEFAN
@IvanCarterCSN truth 4:37 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to IvanCarterCSN
IvanCarterCSN Kim Kardashian is famous for being a ho and jersey chasing. And she's at WHCD? That says much about our culture. We've made our own bed 3:51 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by SarahPalinMask and 6 others
@NeilHamburger you're missing gems like this RT @QuiltedNorthern RT this post if you are the best bathroom cleaner in your house! 9:23 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to NeilHamburger
@IvanCarterCSN #doghouse if she wasn't over the RGIII pick when it got announced enough to not knock that tooth. been known for days 9:22 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to IvanCarterCSN
@JayGlazer from a supply & demand perspective, Simpson's potential with the Vikes & as a counterparrt to Harvin is unparalleled 10:04 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to JayGlazer
Was that a supply & demand joke Sig? MT @SigmundBloom [J.Simpson is] actually a pretty good counterpart for Harvin 9:57 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to SigmundBloom
@SarahKogod when the doc replied "Yes, 4th in a row" did you assume you had died on the table? 9:52 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to SarahKogod
@IvanCarterCSN I just say the #Wiz are tanking for more ping pong balls, then drink another beer. #doghouse. + side: wiz outrebounded nyk 7:04 PM Apr 13th via web
@IvanCarterCSN this guy's attempt at razzing Tim Thomas puts him in the #doghouse...or is this funny? lowbar.com/images/timthom… 6:46 PM Apr 13th via web in reply to IvanCarterCSN
yo @FakeDrayBlatche who does this guy think he is? RT @LFletcher59 Redskins fans your captain is back! #HTTR #Resign59 5:31 PM Apr 13th via web
@BasilThymeDC on hold until at least May 1, you're fine. 8:02 AM Apr 13th via web in reply to BasilThymeDC
Red top enforcement starts 5/1 RT @BasilThymeDC Looks like Metro Center today. Red top enforcement isn't in place yet, is it @dcdpw ? 7:54 AM Apr 13th via web in reply to BasilThymeDC
@SkyKerstein Tim Thomas' #1 fan: lowbar.com/images/timthom… 8:41 PM Apr 12th via web
@IvanCarterCSN Tim Thomas' #1 Fan: lowbar.com/images/timthom… 8:40 PM Apr 12th via web
@BOURBONSTEAKDC I noticed the revered CELERICKEY has disappeared from the cocktail menu. Can you still mix one up on demand, or is it gone? 11:00 PM Apr 11th via web
@JimIrsay no, 9 1:20 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android in reply to JimIrsay
@briancolligan I avoided the beams (bakers and kc's included) for some time out of misguided and poorly conceived snobbery. My loss 9:43 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to briancolligan
@briancolligan speaking of bourb I got some Woodford Double-oaked in today and I have to say I'm a little let down. Better ways to spend $50 9:33 PM Apr 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to briancolligan

Name Sarah Palin Mask
Location ANWR, USA
Bio A pretty plastic face-skin with absolutely nothing substantive behind it. Despite the similarities, this is NOT the real Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA)