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  1. "To Catch A Predator" needs to stop trying to be "news" and just be the reality show it was meant to be. 36 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. Showing Olivia photos of how hairy my arms were before I started shaving them; so she really "understands me" as a friend. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  3. Note to self, @ronysphotobooth HATES happiness. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. Happy Birthday @clawmoney! I love you and you are my one of my favorites! I'd be lost without you. So im glad you were born. xo about 11 hours ago from web
  5. Having a penis in your vagina feels far more sanitary than having a tongue in your mouth. 6:46 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. "Smash the homies" better not catch on in any way, shape, or form, Ray J. 6:41 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  7. Feelz like we are playing "Culver City Trail." Might have to ford the LA River. Hope I don't get dysentery. So hungry. Can't find an oxen :( 4:03 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  8. I have used both "hungovery" and "loster" in conversation in the last 2 minutes. 3:37 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  9. RT @MadeMe: my high waisted pants r 2 tight. i feel like my heads gonna pop-off. i hope not. i have dinner plans. 12:59 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  10. @brookegeery + me have been to every US state, but one. She's going to Hawaii for the win, cause mine is Alaska + she knows I'll never go. 12:19 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Trying to decide if it's weird or not that I'd totally be OK with dating a dude that told me he killed people Dexter-style. 2:44 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  12. Trevor @skeetonmytwitts left me at a bar tonight and I didn't notice until he came back to tell me/get me. 1:44 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  13. @vivi_best There's something wrong if no one likes you enough to take a photo OF YOU. 12:45 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to vivi_best
  14. I just bought a copy of Complex, to bring to the bar, so I wouldn't get bored. 12:21 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  15. @gvlinds Haha. I'm so glad we finally "found" each other! 12:17 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to gvlinds
  16. LOLZ @ people believing Drake is THIS hood. 12:02 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  17. I love listening to @steveaoki get mad about stuff. 11:01 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  18. I have eaten 3 pieces of @thisishwood's birthday cake, so far. 10:56 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  19. @soleila The Married to the MOB ones would take 3 hours. Sentences don't have to be constructed as well as well since there are more of them 7:15 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to soleila
  20. @skeetonmytwitts @DJGINATURNER If I'd actually made a Twitter acct for Gina's bike, the bike would say it was watching THAT video right now 6:45 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to skeetonmytwitts