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  1. I'm a rough rider, filled with Jesus Christ's love.. Gimme dat Christian Side Hug. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. RT @samanthajcampen: @jonniker Like, she farted on you BECAUSE she was angry? (This one tweet defines my love for Twitter.) about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I'm supposed to be making peppermint bark, but don't trust the quiet long enough to melt the almond bark. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Baby is not yet asleep. I AM WIPED. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @Sundry My husband has asked that I be involved in the testing of said "tips". about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Sundry
  6. I have painted my nails a very tawdry shade of red. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. I have been 0% productive today. Tonight is not looking much better. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. So I guess it's too late to actually see video of Adam Lambert's performance at the AMAs, huh? Day late, blow job short. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @shutterbitch It's actually WHY I followed you. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to shutterbitch
  10. @blogomattic My dog is exceeding in assholery today. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to blogomattic
  11. WHY IS MY DOG BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE TODAY, TWITTER? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. Alright, alright.. I've heard the kvetching. No more partial feeds in my posts. ALL SARAH LENA, ALL THE TIME, BABY. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @Miss_Mielle And, you, my dear? ARE MY NEW BFF. :) about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Miss_Mielle
  14. @Miss_Mielle Well.. hm.. good question. But I'm inclined to say no, I'm not. Sad face. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Miss_Mielle
  15. http://bit.ly/6TCaoa Me when I was young. And skinny. And wild. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @shutterbitch Well, they're recycled already.. they're the unbreakable wine mini bottles. So I'm wondering how to proceed. :) about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to shutterbitch
  17. CRAFTY PEOPLE: HOW DO I MAKE LABELS FOR PLASTIC BOTTLES? about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. QotD: "No. Leave it. It's nature AND karma in one really gross picture." about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. RT @kazoofus: I was just dialing my conference bridge and realized midway through I was dialing the number to vote for Donny Osmond. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. @ModernMatriarch I should've used coffee (vs. espresso) only because I didn't know how to measure it for a Krupps machine. BUT YUMMY! about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ModernMatriarch