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  1. Wouldn't it be weird if CAN meant won't? about 4 hours ago from Twittelator
  2. RT @tracy_marq its cool that they're making @SarahKSilverman's bday a national holiday but calling it "World Aids Day" is just in poor taste 3:45 AM Dec 2nd from Twittelator
  3. When someone says "She/he keeps me humble"- it makes me giggle 'cause it's like the most fat headed thing anyone could say or feel. 8:01 PM Dec 1st from Twittelator
  4. Sometimes I feel like I'm standing in quicksand & my heart just keeps sinking and sinking down. #Pooandpeeforever 2:40 PM Nov 30th from Twittelator
  5. I can totally relate to Precious because once like four years ago I bit the inside of my cheek and I was like OWWWW!! 9:20 PM Nov 29th from web
  6. If you have 7 mins and 10 seconds then give this a gander! @CKLouis on FX in March woo hoo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jPZpptlABM 11:11 PM Nov 28th from web
  7. fantastic mr fox was pure Joy. Here is fantastic mr. @jayjohnston. Also @wittels was there- I snuck him in my p (cont) http://tl.gd/13cvo 9:16 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  8. Gonna see Fantastic Mr.Fox tonight! If it's good I'll blink once, if it's GREAT I'll punch u in the face, if it's so-so I'll scratch my nose 5:03 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. Watching The Color Purple on BET. 9:14 PM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  10. Trying to keep from staying home in a ball. This isn't helping. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gwsn5 2:01 PM Nov 26th from Blip.fm
  11. I wouldnt say that I have "big naturals" but I can say pretty confidently that my naturals are "sizable" 12:42 PM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  12. Today is the day that we murder turkeys and then literally cook their bodies. But pagans are weirdos 12:21 PM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  13. Balls are like men's personal little Dorian Grays. What I'm trying to say folks is they're wrinkly. 6:53 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  14. Large drunk man fell boarding the plane. Keeps chanting something like,"way too 32 Jackson" or "weight 232 Jackson" or something. Odd 8:55 AM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  15. The amazing @corybooker --I'm in awe. Don't hold any association with me against him, he's GREAT. http://twitpic.com/qmzsk 7:23 AM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  16. This plane is about to take off! If anything should happen to me, know that I loved you the whole sea and sky. Not YOU-- HIM! 11:42 PM Nov 19th from Twittelator
  17. 2Nite at Largo: Need advice? Whatever you're toiling about, I'll fix it- earnest only -don't try to be funny, I promise you, you're not. 6:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope. 10:18 PM Nov 16th from Twittelator
  19. http://twitpic.com/pp6hz - YoGabbaGabba thanks for the fun dancey dance time! 4:57 PM Nov 15th from TwitPic
  20. Lash-Blast Mascara's slogan: "Six Million and Counting." Never forget.. 11:46 PM Nov 12th from Twittelator