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  1. This plane is about to take off! If anything should happen to me, know that I loved you the whole sea and sky. Not YOU-- HIM! 11:42 PM Nov 19th from Twittelator
  2. 2Nite at Largo: Need advice? Whatever you're toiling about, I'll fix it- earnest only -don't try to be funny, I promise you, you're not. 6:26 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope. 10:18 PM Nov 16th from Twittelator
  4. http://twitpic.com/pp6hz - YoGabbaGabba thanks for the fun dancey dance time! 4:57 PM Nov 15th from TwitPic
  5. Lash-Blast Mascara's slogan: "Six Million and Counting." Never forget.. 11:46 PM Nov 12th from Twittelator
  6. I believe in the internet And I believe in you 11:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. http://twitpic.com/p9egu - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BabyMan Sr., @RobSchrab ! You are an idiot! 12:17 PM Nov 12th from TwitPic
  8. Sometimes when I'm by myself I say out loud, "BarTHelona" and giggle at that lispy accent they have. ah shit, I have fun... 12:03 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. RobSchrab OOPS THE 4TH! @Rob Schrab My finger slipped. The Sarah Silverman Program starts on the 4th not the 14th!!! 2:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. RT: @RobSchrab RT: @porksmith SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM STARTS FEB 14TH! http://twitpic.com/iovst 1:39 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. I just met Bridgette -- the sweetest dog w the toothiest grin http://twitpic.com/p5dl5 1:13 PM Nov 11th from Twittelator
  12. RT @dpressman http://twitpic.com/oyu6f - Best autograph ever. 11:09 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. When it came out that Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter he must have been all, "Ya I'm gonna need2 go ahead&play Mandela now" 7:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. I really hate you right now, lower back. I only just want to be able to walk & stand & sit. U don't have to be a dick about it. 6:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  15. Dustin Hoffman TOOTSIE screen test, yo. http://bit.ly/Nsfwl 9:34 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. There should be a "Trite &Unoriginal" fine given to all reviewers who employ the phrase "there's no THERE there." 3:53 PM Nov 9th from Twittelator
  17. Oh Mary Oh George http://bit.ly/1GElQV 1:02 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Its been a good year for movies, but PRECIOUS wins it all. Holy shitsky. You will lose so much water weight out your eyeholes. 1:24 AM Nov 7th from Twittelator
  19. About to see Precious. Is this one of those movies where the trailer's like "Starring Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy &... Eddie Murphy!" 7:34 PM Nov 6th from Twittelator
  20. I know for a fact that Dan Sterling is making a doody right now. I just think he would want you guys to know. 1:49 PM Nov 6th from Twittelator