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  1. just realized why I'm not down w/ Thanksgiving: I eat 5 small meals a day, not 1 coma-inducing meal. Mystery solved. Just call me Nancy Drew about 5 hours ago from txt
  2. is currently made of Turducken. about 10 hours ago from txt
  3. is thankful for many things, but mostly? Jon Hamm. about 14 hours ago from txt
  4. finished the 5K without stopping, which is a small miracle considering I've run 3 times in the past 3 weeks. Now where's the wine? about 17 hours ago from txt
  5. http://twitpic.com/qy119 - Clearly, my brother & I were entrepreneurs at a young age. Too bad we couldn't spell. Including our own last name 5:06 PM Nov 25th from TwitPic
  6. just picked up my race packet for the @SOME_DC 5K Turkey Trot tomorrow morning. On that note, I need a drink. Wait - is wine pre-race bad? 9:36 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  7. just got carded. Am sure it was a courtesy card, but thanks Eucerin Gentle Cleanser & Olay Ageless Moisturizer! 3:57 PM Nov 24th from txt
  8. @aragonesque They should rename "Five Guys" to "Five Laxatives" - those burgers are poop triggers and appropriately also taste like ass. :) 11:27 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  9. @kikilitalien If you read that in a different context, it looks like Ass 'n' Chat. Which is what I am here for. :) 11:17 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  10. @gregmce Yeah I did NOT pack appropriately re: running gear... whoopsie guess that means I get to go shopping! 11:13 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  11. @goonguy Congrats Eric!!!! xoxoxo 11:05 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  12. is going to CRUSH the @SOME_DC Turkey Trot 5K on Thursday! Well, okay, maybe not "crush." But "finish"? YES! http://twurl.nl/dp0nkp 11:04 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  13. has finished the following before noon: dog walked, dry cleaning dropped off, keys made, face threaded, miles ran. Copywriting in progress. 7:25 AM Nov 24th from txt
  14. forgot how horrid DC traffic (& drivers) are...I will take driving in Manhattan over this any day! 5:23 AM Nov 24th from txt
  15. @lancekreiter Stryper!!!! (lighter in air) 7:45 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  16. wants to be an astronaut someday. Blame "Space Camp". 4:15 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  17. is off to meet @kikilitalien for an early birthday celebration! (hers, not mine... but feel free to send me gifts any day of the year) 2:46 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic
  18. is going to do the 5K as planned on Turkey Day, despite the lack of running over past few weeks. Mind over matter. Body, don't fail me now. 7:49 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  19. OMG Dexter is married to his TV sister in real life? Weird! (yes, just call me Ms. Dollar Short, Day Late to the Pop Culture dinner table) 3:50 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic
  20. cannot walk 5 feet with Awesome-O in the city without getting stopped. He is becoming the most famous dog in New York. So sayeth I. 1:02 PM Nov 22nd from txt