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I'm staying off Twitter until Wednesday evening. Seriously. Not kidding. Facebook, too. I just threw down a promise, citizens.about 10 hours agofrom web
@plitter Sufjan does love Jesus. Is he married? Does he love gays and stuff? Is he like one of those totally peaceful nice Christians?about 10 hours agofrom webin reply to plitter
@pftompkins Chace Crawford of "Gossip Girl" just moved into our neighborhood. This means we can double date with you and @janiehaddad.about 10 hours agofrom web
It's so cute that Chace Crawford and I both chose singleton pads in the FiDi to nurse our postbreakup wounds.about 10 hours agofrom web
BREAKING NEWS: Chace Crawford lives a block away from me. i will compete with him for best hair in the neighborhood.about 10 hours agofrom web
HE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS! RT@RobGeorge If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be White!about 11 hours agofrom web
My feelings for Ron White are very pure, unlike those of @amywatts. I just want to open for him on a tour with a folksy name, for the whitesabout 11 hours agofrom web
RT @amywatts OMG, I have such a crush on Ron White. It feels so wrong and so right all at the same time.about 11 hours agofrom web
Is Ron White on Twitter? He's my favorite male comic. Don't think I don't listen to the fucking Blue Collar tour album on the regular. Love.about 11 hours agofrom web