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  1. Tastes like chicken: http://is.gd/5cLwF (Also: given the most awesome setup ever, THAT's the best headline they could think of? Fail!) about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  2. Friday night in the writers' office. You know what that means: banana cream pie! (Or as RSL would say, we're hitting the B-C-P.) about 1 hour ago from Seesmic
  3. Watching a lady try to pretend she isn't completely amused that @cat_davis is dancing to "You're So Vain" in the tampon aisle at CVS. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Not sure why the entire writing staff is huddled in the conference room watching Marky Mark's 1991 "Good Vibrations" video, but they are. 1:18 PM Dec 3rd from Seesmic
  5. "Beats me. How do YOU think it works?" http://twitpic.com/rxi4a 10:01 PM Dec 2nd from Seesmic
  6. Which gives people the wrong impression because obviously, I happen to be MASSIVELY unhinged. 7:59 PM Dec 2nd from Seesmic
  7. @annedudek Nice. 7:53 PM Dec 2nd from Seesmic in reply to annedudek
  8. The exciting thing about curly hair is, every evening is a brand new opportunity to discover you've spent the day looking vaguely unhinged. 7:52 PM Dec 2nd from Seesmic
  9. Jakob Karr is to #SYTYCD as Kurt Hummel is to #Glee. Discuss. 11:50 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  10. (Of course, UNDER the medical articles: HOUSE secrets revealed, the LOST mysteries solved, & the missing seconds from the SOPRANOS finale.) 9:41 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  11. Also, for all you nosy kids out there who HAVE TO KNOW what's on my desk: it's a bunch of boring medical articles! Move along! 9:32 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  12. For dinner I made this: http://is.gd/59DgG and added TJ's Sausage-less Sausage. I know, I sound like a veggie a-hole. Too bad. It was DOPE. 9:28 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  13. Another one of those days when being a vegetarian means eating, basically, baby food. http://twitpic.com/rrk6x 4:04 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  14. (And speaking of drunken camels, I think it's time to take @cat_davis home.) 10:29 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  15. Just ate a dessert that would bring @oliviawilde to her knees like a drunken camel. 10:26 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  16. Dear person on the other side of the restaurant bathroom door: Doesn't matter how many times you jiggle the handle, I can't pee any faster. 10:02 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  17. CONGRATS @sbaidwan on becoming a REAL LIVE TV WRITER! We are SO proud of her. (Also, she's leaving us and we're totally screwed.) 6:53 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  18. (No, not THAT kind of bear. Calm down, West Hollywood-types.) 11:32 AM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  19. Happy Bear's Day (Bulgarians only)! http://is.gd/58603 11:27 AM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  20. You know it's true. http://is.gd/57aMP 3:01 PM Nov 29th from Seesmic