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  1. Note to Dancers: Beg for a job for 3 years straight and when you finally think you've caught a break they will still crush you like a bug.
  2. Wow...your dad dies and then they cut you from a reality dance competition. Rough couple of weeks, Dude. #sytycd
  3. First dance I actually enjoyed. Apparently hip hop w/dry humping is what is needed to get my attention. http://jdgy.us/354 #sytycd
  4. That samba was emotionally and physically painful. Did anybody else catch that girl bang her head on the floor? http://jdgy.us/310 #sytycd
  5. Oh, crap. Forgot V was coming on tonight. Oh, well. TiVo can only record two shows at once. NCIS & SYTYCD have seniority.
  6. Choreographed dance to The Color Purple's 'God is trying to tell you something'=high school play. No, Tyce, just no... http://jdgy.us/216
  7. First time Ashleigh didn't annoy me. Good for her. http://jdgy.us/193 #sytycd
  8. 'You say that like its not every night...'///The two-year old is winning tonight. (via @bluesatch)
  9. 'Hip Hop Tennis'?! Thought they couldn't get any more foolish after the illegitimate pregnancy 'Halo' dance last season. http://jdgy.us/114
  10. Watching SYTYCD. You know, if Paula Abdul ever took Nigel up on his offer to judge I'd stop watching. And...oh, Adam the puns. *shiver*
  11. Will now be spending remainder of night with screwdriver in ear gouging that mental image out of my head. Thanks, Tiff.
  12. Was on the phone w/Sis talking about being irritated Mom & her Fiancee' took my bed last visit. Sis: 'Geez, they weren't f**king!'
  13. Discussed with coworkers. Apparently boobs are less prominent in white sweaters. ...Will now be removing white sweaters from wardrobe.
  14. Went around guy in drive-thru who was waiting at the sign rather than the speaker. He got of car to yell at us. Wrong to run him over?
  15. @bluesatch Preach, Brother!
  16. Weird: Delhi Airport security suspicious of my Slim Jim sausages. Weirder: Making me eat them to prove they weren't explosives.(via @zappos)
  17. Note to Producers: Adding 5 baselines and a random 'Say it, Mike' to 'Never Can Say Goodbye' does not a hit make. Just no....
  18. Heard about thousands of MJ remix compilations & decided to have a listen. Quickly scoured CD Tower to get the stank out of my brain. Ugh..
  19. Zappos & Amazon have officially tied the knot! Email I just sent to employees: http://blogs.zappos.com/amazonclosing (via @zappos)
  20. Sadly someone beat me to it. Would link to pic, but even I've got limits of decency//Slutty Nun, Slutty ticket taker... (via @bluesatch)