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Saphronia81

  1. 'Wow....'///Salt Lake City passes gay rights laws with Mormon backing http://usat.me/?36772948
  2. Who would bother watching in yhe first place?// J.Lo's ex blocked from selling sex movie http://usat.me/?36760814
  3. I was told 'Merry Christmas! You still have a job...' Not very festive/// Companies cut back on holiday gift giving http://usat.me/?36761728
  4. I repeat: rots your brain//RT They're making me watch football! Damnnit!! http://yfrog.com/5kxpytj /what's wrong with that? (via @aquababie)
  5. 'It rots your brain!!!'///@Saphronia81 watch it. It's good for you. (via @bluesatch)
  6. They're making me watch football! Damnnit!! http://yfrog.com/5kxpytj
  7. Oh, Paula Dean, you make my taste buds weep in joy and my belly groan in self-inflicted agony.
  8. Now have 2 yr old listening to 'La Vie Boheme'. *snicker* Sis is going to kill me. #corruptingyouth
  9. Jokingly told nephew that dancing makes you want to have sex. ...Got to remember I'm talking to a nine yr old.
  10. 'Learn to hate gay son? Sure, that's what God intended'//Gay rights groups to protest religious parents' meeting http://usat.me/?36704572
  11. Had to inform 2yr old niece this morning that pulling down pull up & mooning brother was not ladylike behavior.
  12. Signs of the Apocalypse: 2 yr old dancing Miley Cyrus song..and knows the words. Savvy:'..And a Britney song is on! A Britney song is on!'
  13. Well, there was the time I got really drunk at Fenian's Pub, but we do not speak of it.
  14. Rocked out to Rent & showtunes all the way to Memphis. Never felt more like a gay, white male.
  15. A car full of drunk white girls bumping hip hop.... Always good value. Jokes write themselves.
  16. Sis: "I'm not against promoting women in the workplace, but you getting a pass to leave early to put a tit in some kid's mouth? Fuck that."
  17. On phone w/Sis: She was invited to 'Women's Retreat' by company to discuss women & the workplace. Her response: "bullshit".
  18. Back went out. Went to microwave lunch and nearly fell to knees. Seriously... Damnnit! When the hell did I get old?
  19. HR making us watch anti-harassment video again. It's like walking in a room full of monkeys flinging poo & handing them a paper napkin.
  20. That lasts ones true for many an occupation though, really. #sytycd