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How bad is the economy when sales people have to buy their own station novelty items to give clients at Xmas? 4:26 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Brain fart yesterday & sent voiceover lady script that said 'Dec 5th thru Dec 2nd'. Worse: Not catching it or that she read it that way? 3:12 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Woman accused of cutting Wal-Mart line, hitting officers http://bit.ly/75I6O6 // How'd they pick her out from everyone else at walmart? 2:27 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Why do they let you drive when you can't spell?//RT: @bluesatch Over here trying to get renew my lisence. Our people have got to do better. 2:25 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Will the kitchen win? Can the local hospitals handle the food poisoning influx? Check your local listings for time and channel. 10:30 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Fam has decided that I will contribute a hot dish for Turkey Day. Tune in next week when hilarity ensues on 'Saphronia v. Oven'. 10:27 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Last night, @bluesatch was criticized for poor hygiene & low sexual prowess by friends & fam. For you Yanks, we call that 'Happy Bday!' 10:24 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
But who will Mom reference when critiquing my taste in men & bras?'/Oprah ends her show in 2011. http://bit.ly/3EkfGK (via @cnnbrk) 10:18 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
I wonder if it needs car insurance? 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on stupidity. 1:30 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
Working on promo for story about hot toys for Xmas. What bass ackwards parent is going to buy a toy car that goes 60 MPH for their kid?!? 1:29 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
@aquababie I think it was called 'Family Reunion'. If I recall correctly the granddad blew up the BBQ pit while cooking in his dirty undies. 11:15 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to aquababie
I don't know. Ever see Helena's pick? RT:@bluesatch @7evenThirty @aquababie @saphronia81 Ya'll are mad cause you can't top Trois @sistaregal 10:55 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
Just voted Hulu for Best TV Network Online http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 3:43 PM Nov 18th from Mashable Connect
Just voted The Guild for Best Online Video Web Series http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 3:41 PM Nov 18th from Mashable Connect
Reporter: “I wish I was a stay-at-home mom with no kids.” (via @OHnewsroom) 6:24 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
'Barbour: Idjit'////Barbour wants to merge Alcorn, Valley, and JSU... http://yfrog.com/jdxoyj http://bit.ly/ZKJ96 (via @bluesatch) 2:28 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
There's a new prescription medicine to grow thicker eyelashes. In other medical news, cancer and AIDS still exist. (via @mileskahn) 9:35 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
Spending my wild & crazy Sat. shaving my furniture. Can't stand a 5 o'clock shadow on an ottoman, you know. 6:01 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
Hmm...check the expiration date?//I just bought 40 condoms for $20!!!! Now that's a sale right there! Lol!!! (via @CockyMcFly) 5:58 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
I have braved the cold & a sinus infection to implement the lessons I learned from 'Good Hair'...and getting a relaxer. Viva la chemicals!! 6:13 AM Nov 14th from Twitterrific