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Had to inform 2yr old niece this morning that pulling down pull up & mooning brother was not ladylike behavior.11:45 AM Nov 7thfrom Twitterrific
Signs of the Apocalypse: 2 yr old dancing Miley Cyrus song..and knows the words. Savvy:'..And a Britney song is on! A Britney song is on!'8:31 PM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
Well, there was the time I got really drunk at Fenian's Pub, but we do not speak of it.7:54 PM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
Rocked out to Rent & showtunes all the way to Memphis. Never felt more like a gay, white male.7:53 PM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
A car full of drunk white girls bumping hip hop.... Always good value. Jokes write themselves.5:44 PM Nov 6thfrom Twitterrific
Sis: "I'm not against promoting women in the workplace, but you getting a pass to leave early to put a tit in some kid's mouth? Fuck that."4:47 PM Nov 5thfrom Twitterrific
On phone w/Sis: She was invited to 'Women's Retreat' by company to discuss women & the workplace. Her response: "bullshit".4:45 PM Nov 5thfrom Twitterrific
Back went out. Went to microwave lunch and nearly fell to knees. Seriously... Damnnit! When the hell did I get old?11:34 AM Nov 4thfrom Twitterrific
HR making us watch anti-harassment video again. It's like walking in a room full of monkeys flinging poo & handing them a paper napkin.8:54 AM Nov 4thfrom Twitterrific