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SantiagoOlai

  1. R.I.P. MCA. Beastie Boys is the shit. 2:40 PM May 4th via Mobile Web
  2. Justin is 1Derful -This spelling proves that only retards love Justin 8:02 AM May 4th via Mobile Web
  3. I wish to portray @SenJohnMcCain on film. He is a real life superhero. I aspire to be as great as him. 2:18 AM May 2nd via Mobile Web
  4. #MyPornMovieTitle Full Holes. Nutbusters. Iporno. Fucktorious. Hairy Vagina. 1:08 AM May 2nd via Mobile Web
  5. #MyPornMovieTitle Jurassic Sluts. Cockzilla. Plump Fucking. I Fuck Lucy. 1:05 AM May 2nd via Mobile Web
  6. #MyPornMovieTitle Easy X. American History XXX. Everybody Fucks Raymond. 1:02 AM May 2nd via Mobile Web
  7. #MyPornMovieTitle Sexual Kombat. That 70s Porno. Hustle and Hoes. 1:01 AM May 2nd via Mobile Web
  8. I should really finish reading something before I retweet it @KeiranLee 8:53 AM Apr 26th via Mobile Web
  9. 1Direction fans started the #GayDirection shit. I guess even they cant deny that only gays are in a boy band. 8:31 AM Apr 26th via Mobile Web
  10. #IfWomenDidNotExist Then being homosexual would be the only option aside from your hand. 9:01 AM Apr 23rd via Mobile Web
  11. Every Belieber Is Beautiful. All Non Beliebers Arent In A Mental Institution Calling Themselves Beautiful While In A Padded Room. 8:17 AM Apr 17th via Mobile Web
  12. #thingsisaidinthe90s Anything I heard on Spongebob. 12:47 PM Apr 12th via Mobile Web
  13. #NameYourFavoriteRapper Ice-T @FINALLEVEL 12:18 PM Apr 9th via Mobile Web
  14. #MyWorstFearIs Jessica Alba continuing to make movies. 8:35 AM Apr 2nd via txt
  15. My grandma wasnt racist. Although she did refer to a broken beer bottle as a nigger knife. 4:32 PM Mar 10th via txt
  16. That akward moment when you start wondering if your moms ever had an orgasm with your dad. 3:18 PM Mar 7th via txt
  17. So happy. My dad won his court case and wont be deported. 12:07 PM Mar 7th via txt
  18. Babymama just taught me how to shuffle cards. Everyday she be shufflin. 9:58 PM Mar 6th via txt
  19. Imma see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. 5:04 PM Mar 3rd via txt
  • Name Santiago Olaisola
  • Location Concord, CA
  • Bio I hope to be an actor and screenwriter.
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