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@sarahpaulson i am waiting for my bagels and schmear where are you? kidding i know curled up on a rainy day ooo new york fun last night about 3 hours ago from web
@thecomedystore hey is that drawing on background me with the curly hair? what's up on sunset? where is mooney? how's the belly room? about 3 hours ago from web
dinner in with fabulous sarah paulson george is in love with her too much for words about 21 hours ago from web
http://www.sendacoathanger.... send a coat hanger to pro-choice dems who voted for #stupak amendment about 21 hours ago from web
@sapphiresister we are working on l a shows too darling believe me so many towns to visit and give the love but l a is always on top! 2:41 PM Nov 13th from web
@lou well this will be quite different and really fun keep a look out for boston performances in april 2010. 2:02 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to lou
@lou working on boston for april should be good to go then 1:50 PM Nov 13th from web
of @darethemovie great review in the n y times l a times get out and see it this weekend kidney beans would love you for that david brind &i 1:40 PM Nov 13th from web
and the latest lipsticks, maybe a new blush brush, the kids hook me up joey armando you know the gang, tomorrow night q&a after 8 showing 1:39 PM Nov 13th from web
swirling madness new york autumn racing to auditions stopping off for a fresh young coconut water at bonobos on 23rd mac for some shadows 1:38 PM Nov 13th from web
replied @marchinko because you are a puppy and a boy. 9:42 AM Nov 13th from web
today my dog slammed the door in the face of jhoni @marchinko and screamed "why didn't you cast me in your latest film you bitch" jhoni 9:42 AM Nov 13th from web
@FatherWizard hopefully it will get a full release (oops did i just say that) after ny and la runs i'll keep you posted lovely friend 6:59 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to FatherWizard
@vegand sounds like your even is major right on darlin @NYLHV i salute you and all animals everywhere!~ 6:41 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to vegand
tomorrow night at the 12th st and second ave theatre come by. 5:16 AM Nov 13th from web
great reviews for my film @darethemovie http://bit.ly/1frBoN opening today in new york and l a i'll be doing a q&a at the screening 5:15 AM Nov 13th from web
night y'all more tomorrow what a day ha? 6:52 PM Nov 12th from web
here this is quite good about the carrie prejean debacle from gawker http://gawker.com/5403194/ larry king was insane having her on 1:12 PM Nov 12th from web
@mretro no one did care then it was a beauty pageant did you even know it was on t v? i sure the hell didn't. 1:07 PM Nov 12th from web
@joeq29 oh no honey i didn't say it was wrong on the contrary don't you go beating yourself up over this now! 1:04 PM Nov 12th from web