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  1. I am off to the forsooth palace. Those who know me know how to reach me. LATERS! (I can smell cooked liver in the air..motherfucker)
  2. @Nawal80 yes, yes, this is my fault. Naturally, isn't everything?
  3. @ahmednaguib @Nawal80 This is getting a bit crowded!
  4. @Nawal80 No..My responsibilities ended at adopting you, your responsibility was to get the holy incense. TSK TSK... Too bad...
  5. @Nawal80 where is the hash ya 3am?
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watc... 6'8 female bikini model. Anyone finds this hot? cause, not me!
  7. @tomgara oh yes, 60 billion. sweet!
  8. @tomgara since I don't plan to read about it, what is it that the UAE government wants to do exactly?
  9. @NohaElwan in what country?
  10. @NohaElwan eiwa ba2a..garbage 3ala el sob7. :)
  11. @NohaElwan fe deih 3andek 7aq!
  12. @NohaElwan And Mohandeseen is worse because some people think its a nice neighbourhood. Nasr city people suffer no such illusions.
  13. @NohaElwan It's an amalgam of whores, gulfies, beggers, pretentious nouveau riche in a cramped space right next to meet 3oqbah and imbaba.
  14. @NohaElwan Bossy, I won;t defend nasr city, with its malls, ugly buildings and dumber people, but mohandeseen is awful in another way.
  15. @themoornextdoor dude, kidding aside, met3eb could lose his fat ass. dude can;t run at all.
  16. @NohaElwan Both are ugly as shit. I hope a nice lil earthquake would level them off, with the people who live there.
  17. @NohaElwan You know how hamalawy calls madinet nasr the beginning of civilization? Mohandeseen is where it ends.
  18. People selling blood colored heart shaped balloons on the street, today and now. Keep it classy, egypt.
  19. Sheep dead. Innards are in the kitchen. I am outta here. Oh, and dahny meat: Fuck you!
  20. Awaiting the fuckin butcher. Please god, make this quick. i am suffering here. MUST ESCAPE 2 SOKHNAH ASAP.