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  1. I'm at a soccer mom meeting. Mirror mirror on the wall who's the best mom of them all? 7:43 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  2. http://bit.ly/aXN6F what issue do y'all see here? I'd really like to know. 2:02 PM Sep 9th from TweetDeck
  3. Switching to light cigarettes, apparently the light smoke is easier on the kids 12:45 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  4. @JessicaKnows not me, it's like they think they know Everything... how could they? 7:48 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to JessicaKnows
  5. new post: The dangers of the POTUS http://bit.ly/srA4q 7:36 PM Sep 7th from web
  6. @Danny_DiVito I'm kinda the authority on everything... 7:01 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to Danny_DiVito
  7. @Totally_Toni just be careful, I hear that some public school teachers don't even go to Church on Sunday. It's frightening... 6:53 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to Totally_Toni
  8. @BKilby that's different. The right loves children and health, the left is trying to make us all gay and fat. It's been proven. 6:52 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to BKilby
  9. @DarryleP oh no Darryle.. takeout is for mothers who don't love their children. For shame! 6:51 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to DarryleP
  10. @ShellyKramer You shouldn't say the word m*fia out loud, they might come and get you... 6:50 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to ShellyKramer
  11. @iwearyourshirt oh thank goodness. I thought kittens only died when I masturbated... I hate kittens... love food and well... guess the rest 6:49 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to iwearyourshirt
  12. @BKilby he's the POTUS not the king or the dad or the boss of me. I don't see why he has to talk to kids! 6:45 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to BKilby
  13. @upsnodowns @rectormsw @dragonflyb @Cody_K you guys are NUTS making my kids watch POTUS is UNAMERICAN 6:43 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to upsnodowns
  14. @QueenofSpain you know what, if my kids need to learn something they'll learn it from me, not just any old guy gets to talk to them. 6:41 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to QueenofSpain
  15. @Totally_Toni I'd pull them out ASAP you never know what they'll learn there. I recommend home school for everyone! 6:39 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to Totally_Toni
  16. @rafatali could you follow me, so I can send you a quick DM. If you don't like it you can unfollow me. 6:30 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to rafatali
  17. @PharmaInsider @psychomama @liberalchik I cannot wait to hear what the Great Ms. Palin says. Oh how I wish she was in the White House... 6:30 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to PharmaInsider
  18. @LaurenZondag no, he's trying to send subliminal messages to MY KIDS during SCHOOL it's like 1984 only worse. 6:29 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to LaurenZondag
  19. @rafatali my kids are super dee duper smart, and they don't need to waste their valuable time on this socialist nonsense. 6:28 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to rafatali
  20. @ChrisMillerJr no no no, did you SEE what he is going to say? He wants kids to get up at 4.30am just to study. He's a taskmaster socialist. 6:27 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to ChrisMillerJr