SammLevine
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I only claim to be half a man at best. RT @: I have come to the conclusion that @ is the only REAL man in existance.
12:49 AM Jan 5th
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Wait, does that count as career related?
1:37 AM Jan 4th
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My 2010 resolution is to tweet more career related items and less drivel. SO: I just read a terrible script while giving myself an enema.
1:34 AM Jan 4th
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I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
3:22 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them. The ants will soon be here. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
3:22 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Well, 2010 is nearly upon us. Since the world may end (as it threatens to every NYE) and this could be my last tweet, I just want to say...
3:22 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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RT @: Huge @ special w/@ @ Jack Black @ @ @ Kobe Bryant &more! TONIGHT 7pET G4
1:16 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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Got 16 "Merry X-mas!" texts today that didn't include my name or seem specifically for me. Guess I should stop asking Santa for mass texts.
8:42 PM Dec 25th, 2009
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[This one's just for the Jews] Just overheard at a Matzoh Ball: "Oh my god, Amy! We met on birthright!!"
8:28 PM Dec 24th, 2009
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Dances With Smurfs is definitely more entertaining in 3-D. Just sayin'.
9:38 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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Watch me act the fool in these outtakes from the movie "Made For Each Other"! Then catch it on demand!
11:04 PM Dec 17th, 2009
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It doesn't get much funnier than this, kids. Patton Oswalt's "Christmas Shoes". Happy Holidays!
3:21 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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RT @: The very funny Chris Hardwick @ episode of @'s Chat show is up!
1:48 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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Wow, you're finally getting those breast implants! Can't wait to see 'em, buddy! RT @: - Right now
1:30 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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They play online poker with mine. RT @: I wonder what my agents and managers do during the week.
12:38 PM Dec 14th, 2009
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He's not wrong. RT @: You could be born, live, and die and not see the entirety of Seth MacFarlane's house.
10:55 PM Dec 12th, 2009
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Just watched all of @'s film (within the film) "Nation's Pride" on the Basterds DVD. Holy crap it's awesome. I want to surrender!
1:01 AM Dec 12th, 2009
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Two and a Half Shits is my favorite show! RT @: Landed in Vegas. Great flight - I only shit myself two and a half times.
4:49 PM Dec 10th, 2009
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Wait a sec, I'm in this! RT @: you guys. our movie Drones will premiere in competition @ -- see?
11:27 AM Dec 10th, 2009
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Me too? RT @: I'm in this. RT @ Ain't It Cool News Exclusive The Official Drones Trailer
11:19 AM Dec 9th, 2009
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- Name Samm Levine
- Location Barstow adjacent
- Bio I'm the guy from that thing you can't remember when you meet me.
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