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  1. Had a delightful encounter with @rainnwilson earlier today. Told him I enjoyed following him. I mentioned nothing about Twitter. 9:35 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  2. RT @rikilindhome: My new term for someone who is good at cunnilingus: Slot Machine. 7:05 PM Nov 10th from web
  3. Or maybe that's just how he's killing himself. 5:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  4. I think my neighbor may have died. He's been playing "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eyed Peas on repeat ALL DAY. 5:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. @jaime_fox It's Jaime The Grouch!! http://twitpic.com/oufk2 7:39 PM Nov 8th from Echofon
  6. You're definitely pregnant. #threewordsaftersex 2:43 PM Nov 8th from web
  7. Money's all there. #threewordsaftersex 2:38 PM Nov 8th from web
  8. You're free now. #threewordsaftersex 2:22 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. End credits in movies should ALL incorporate jokes in them to reward those who stay to watch. Yes, even Schindler's List. 7:56 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. Malls only have two types of strangers in them - those who are too loud and those who are in my way. #filledwithhate 8:57 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  11. Just overheard at The Grove: "EVERYBODY wants to be a vampire now. Not me. I can't live without my tan." - 22 year old girl 8:26 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  12. @rejectedjokes Heeey buddy, look who's a fan!! RT @joelmchale: Man I love hot sauce. 5:00 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. @juliavickerman I think that scene's in the unrated version. Or maybe the region 2 DVD. Those Europeans... 4:53 PM Nov 4th from web
  14. Did everyone remember to buy their copy of "I Love You, Beth Cooper" on DVD yesterday? Cause I forgot to get mine. 4:00 PM Nov 4th from web
  15. I found out last night that the place people in LA call "Teddy's" is a totally different place than I thought it was. #imhip 2:55 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Heading out for the evening. Not one candy seeker. Now all this white chocolate will be eaten by me. Over the next 24 hours. 7:42 PM Oct 31st from web
  17. For the first time in 8 years I actually remembered to buy candy for the trick or treaters in my area. Not one knock thus far. 4:13 PM Oct 31st from web
  18. I'm a little scared. @Nerdist is about to eat my brains. Seriously. 7:36 PM Oct 27th from Echofon
  19. @AlYankovic LIVE on KevinPollaksChatShow.com in 10 minutes!!! Spread the word, Twitterland!!!!! 3:48 PM Oct 25th from Echofon
  20. Hooray!! RT @alyankovic: TODAY at 5 PM (PDT) I'll be doing my live 17-hour interview with @kevinpollak at http://kevinpollakchatshow.com 12:30 PM Oct 25th from web